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• Blink 182 with Robert Smith - "All of This" • Flunk - "Blue Monday" • Metallica - "The Wait" • Hot Water Music - "Man The Change" • Iggy Pop - "Raw Power" • Reggie and The Full Effect - "Megan 2k2" • Guns and Roses - "14 Years" • Suicidal Tendancies - "Posessed to Skate" 3/04/08 - Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritch, and Kevin Stabb aka the Lurker was hanging out, and Ellis was live in NYC. Ellis talked about his party last night at Manitoba's, told Tony Hawk he was no longer on the photo wall on Sirius, and Tony announced that today's music would be picked out of a random play list of all his songs. Ellis hated on Tony's play list and said on his show he no longer plays any sissy music, Jesse gave AFI props, and Tony Hawk tried to say Ellis loves to rock out to 311. The guys talked about music snobs, Ellis walked out of the show because he was all radio'd out, and this dude called up and invited Tony to his birthday party. The birthday talk turned into what Tony is doing for his 40th birthday which is going to be an epic bowling party in Vegas. Next Ellis came back into the studio because he heard Metallica was playing and Tony compared him to Eric The Midget from the Stern Show which made Ellis leave again. • G-Unit - "I'll Whip Your Head Boy" • Oingo Boingo - "Nasty Habits" • Metallica - "Through The Never" • Belly - "Slow Dog" • Super Chunk - "Unbelievable Things" • Journey - "Lovin, Touchin, Squeezing" 2/26/08 - Tony signed on today and talked about how Tuesday was his hard work day because he skates all day, deals with business, and then does a radio show. The guys talked about how Ellis was a no show today, how Ellis had a Penthouse chick in the Vista Studio who signed the walls, and Tony talked about his recent trip to Russia. Tony started talking about Roger Fetter, a major Tennis star, and Jesse made Tony go to the phones to see if anyone knew who he was talking about. Tony and Jesse talked about how crazy Steve O is with his rad-email list, then when Tony asked to be taken off of the list he received a crazy e-mail from Steve O ranting at him. A kid called up and asked Tony to come to their birthday party, the guys talked about their buddy Tus who got deported and now wants to kill Kevin Stabb, and the guys discussed the possibility of a new Jackass movie and Ellis mate's upcoming fight. Kevin Stabb came in to talk about falling off a ramp at a Beastie Boys concert back in the day, turns out there was no railing and he only has a broken bone in his back, and Tony talked about how they have a new video game in the works that is going to be sick. • Mars Volta • Frank Black - "I Heard Ramona Sing" • Wall of Voodoo - "Red Light" • Smokers Outside the Hospital Doors 2/12/08 - Tony wlecomed everyone to yet another live show with Jesse Fritch. Tony said Ellis just stormed out in a huff, Tony talked about going to Scott Greenstein's kid barmitsfa and meeting Howard Stern, which Tony was super pumped about. Tony talked about Bam introducing him to Howard Stern and how he wound up getting talked about the next day on Howard's show. Tony went on to talk about Lil Steven being there and LL Cool J being the surprise musical guest. Tony talked about how nervous he was meeting Howard Stern, how Artie Lange wasn't around, and Tony said he had been doing a USA Today interview all day and was tired of answering questions. The guys talked about their guilty pleasure show last week and how Trevor from the band Face To Face had fun dropping by the show. The guys had fun with some callers and the delay, a scooter rider called in and said he wanted to jump the mega ramp, and Jesse Fritch talked about how his car got broken into and all his stuff got jacked. Tony talked about a sick wheelchair dude who threw a crazy back flip out on a skating course, his love of the Weird Al movie UHF, and Tony talked about some of the best skate parks in America. The guys took a call from Jay 2 who is a power wheelchair jumper who talked about wheelchair stunts, Tony talked about his appearance in Haggard The Movie, and wrapped up the show with music from Joe Jackson, Jane's Addiction, Hot Hot Heat, Bloc Party, and Elastica. • Joe Jackson "Throw it Away" • Jane's Addiction - "True Nature" • Hot Hot Heat - "5 times out of 100" • Bloc Party - "Staying Fat" • Elastica featuring Stephen Malkmus - "The Unheard Music" 1/29/08 - Tony Hawk, Jessie Fritch, and Jason Ellis came to you this week and talked about how Tony got his wife pregnant through the miracle of modern technology. Tony talked about playing celebrity soccer with Carlos Mancia, Rivers from Weezer, and Andy Sandburg and Seth Myers from SNL. Tony said it was weird to play soccer because he never played soccer in his life. Ellis said he was going to Vegas to do his show tomorrow, he said he is going to have a World's Greatest Tattoo contest on the show and then get whatever wins tattoo on his body. Jesse talked about Fletcher from Pennywise having fuck off from shoulder blade to shoulder blade tattooed on his back. The guys told funny bad tattoo stories, Tony talked about how his email address has been sent out by Steve O because it was attached to Jonny Knoxville's email, and now Tony Hawk gets all sorts of random emails from Steve O and all his friends. Ellis came on the air and gave Sean WhiteÕs phone number, Hawk talked about going to Russia and trying to get Sean to come with him, and the guys recapped the X-Games. Tony said he is grateful to be almost 40 years old and still can hold it down on a skateboard. The guys talked about making the movie "Haggard", more bad tattoo ideas, and Tony talked about his respect for the skiers in X-Games. Jesse said he may be in a video on MTV as the love interest and doesn't know if he should be excited about that and then Ellis said if he is a love interest on MTV it will make chicks think he's hot everywhere. The guys ended the show taking phone calls. • Radiohead "15 Step" • Bad Brains - "She's Calling You" • NIN - "The Wretched" • Richard Cheese - "Rape Me" 1/08/08 - The guys opened the show talking about why they have been taped so much recently. Tony said he was going to be in Colorado today at a Zoomies event, Tony suggested Jesse get a day job at TGI Fridays to help him pass the days, and Tony talked about his family vacation in Kauai. Tony and Jesse both agreed their New Years were pretty lame, Jesse said he was asleep at 12:15, and Tony said he met the only www.shredordie.com Êmember in Kawai. Tony talked about how good his kid Reilly is at skating and how he doesn't even use Tony's name to get him sponsors or anything. Jesse revealed he is a huge fan of the movie Fame and now he loves the soundtrack. Tony talked about how back in the day he was in the opening sequence of Fame the television show which got the guys into talking about embarrassing things they have done for movie in their careers. Tony talked about how he and Matt Hoffman did the Ronald McDonald circus back in the day when times were bad and he got paid in cash out of an envelope. Andy McDonald showed up and shared some embarrassing stories of what he did for money back in the day which included him talking about his first paycheck he got for teaching skateboarding at the YMCA for an hour a week, it was a check for $4.16. Then Andy McDonald admitted he stunt doubled for a 12 year old girl in a commercial, Tony Hawk talked about loving the movie Juno, and Tony and Andy argued about reggae music which Tony hates and Andy loves. Next the guys got into a discussion about what 3 cd's they would bring with them if they were going to be stranded on a desert island. Tony picked U2 the Joshua Tree, Jane's Addiction- Nothing Shocking, and The Clash- London Calling. Jesse picked The Cure- Disintegration, Metallica- Master of Puppets, and The Beatles- Magical Mystery Tour. Jesse got pissed at Andy for not respecting Lil' Wayne as the best rapper alive, Andy tried to lose his good image by swearing on the air, and Tony talked about how Andy hates TV and now his kid is all about it. Andy said he was amazed a guy as busy as Tony Hawk has time for TV and books, the guys told everyone to e-mail in their desert island albums, and went off to shred the ramp. • Fame (yes, that Fame) • Saul Williams - "List of Demands" • NIN - "Mr. Self Destruct" • Beatles - "I am the Walrus" • Tribe Called Quest - "Check The Rhyme" 11/27/07 - Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, and Jesse Fritch came on the show today all in the same studio. Jason and Tony Hawk argued about who has the bigger show, Jason Ellis bragged about how many skateboards he is selling for a vert dude, and Jesse cried about how he has no new skateboards. Tony told an epic story about what he did on Thanksgiving that involved Tony taking his family in a 50 foot boat to watch some hardcore surfers hitting 40 foot waves and almost getting crushed by a wave. Tony showed off pictures of his near death experience, announced he has a new myspace account under the name Tony Hawk, and Ellis announced he is now a vegetarian and the gang clowned on him for it. The guys talked about the new Taintstick song "load", how Will Pendarvis has a sneaky way of shooting Ellis down, how Scott Ian will play guitars on the newest song, and how Tony Hawk will be appearing on a new Tainstick song soon. Tony said he was invited to the Gene Simmons roast but he turned it down, Ellis discussed his recent MMA injuries, and Tony talked about going to The American Music Awards. Tony said he got to introduce Duran Duran at the AMA's but the lead singer wound up being a giant doughe to him backstage. The guys talked about how Flea from RHCP's house burnt down in the California fires, Tony reviewed who won awards at the AMA's, and Ellis kept giving massive props to Taintstick. 11/13/07 - Jesse Fritch and Tony Hawk opened the show talking about a crazy pool in Hawk's neighborhood that everyone has been shredding on lately and how dangerous it is. Tony said he had been out of state doing some demo stuff for a while, Tony said he officially brought the new Radiohead album and payed about $20 for it, and then Tony declared he was playing some softer music this week because Ellis is not in the house. A caller asked if Tony was in touch with Bam and he said he kicked it with him a couple weeks ago, the guys talked about how good some new young skaters are who are still just kids, and Stevie Williams dropped by to talk about L&K his new skate shop in San Diego. Stevie talked about how he hitchhiked across the country once and it only took a week to do it, he discussed the hardcore crew he used to roll with, and how all skaters are like brothers in a way. Stevie discussed how important the 900 was to skating, the Philadelphia scene and all the hardcore street skaters that came out of Love Park, and how he was guilty by association for many years because of the crew he rolled with. Stevie talked about suddenly being accepted by corporate America and how weird it is, shouted out his buddy Whoo Kid who does a show on Shade 45, and Tony rounded out the show with music from Radiohead, Hot Hot Heat, and Jay Z. 11/06/07 - Tony Hawk signed on live from LA this week with Jason Ellis and Jesse Fritch in San Diego. Jason said he hung a picture of a naked chick pouring milk all over her cookie in Tony's office, Tony said he was listening to Ellis on the way in and pumping it loud and watching a Hollywood chick next to him texting and dancing, Hawk said it looked as if the chick was dancing to the new Taintstick song "Handjob". Tony said he was hard at work in LA working on new videogame ideas, next Tony said he had some guests in the studio which were writers who are on strike, and Ellis talked about why he wasn't in the new Tony Hawk game "Proving Ground". Next Tony took in some writers who are on strike and talked to them about what is happening in Hollywood, if TV hosts are even funny without their writers, and how much money the studios and networks make and how little the writers make. Calls came in about how good Taintstick is as a band, about whether Tony plays other skate videogames not invented by him, and Ellis teases that a new Taintstick song was on the way. Tony said he is working on a song for Taintstick, took a ton of calls ranging on topics like where to find cool old skate decks, who will bust out the 1080, and the crew spun some music by Say Anything and The Hives. 10/09/07 - The guys opened the show with some technical problems, Jesse and Ellis were in Vista, and Hawk was in LA but they couldn't all hear each other. The gang got the problems worked out and started hanging and talking about Tony's new video game "Proving Ground" and the release party they were having in LA. Tony said Ryan Sheckler has been getting hounded by young female fans everywhere he goes, Ellis said his daughter has a new hero which is Tony Hawk because he knows Tweety Bird, and they talked about this big fundraiser they did over the weekend where they raised a million dollars for various skate parks around America. Ellis was happy to unveil his new parody song that goofs on Blink 182 called "Apple Juice". The new band is called Tony Hawk's Taint Stick and Tony Hawk was very happy with the final product. A caller phoned in to give props to the new THTS song, leading Ellis to play another THTS song called "Balls", and that started Tony thinking about new song ideas for THTS. Tony talked about how rough it is to skate in a demo after Shaun White and how insane that guy is on a skateboard. The guys talked about the Faction play list and how bands get played on Sirius, Lil' Wayne being in jail, and Tony Hawk talked about how dope the Ellis studio is in LA. • Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - "Nobody Does It Better" • Frank Black - "You Ain't Me" • Lil' Wayne - "I Feel Like Dyin'" • Queens of the Stone Age - "Burn the Witch" 10/02/07 - The guys opened the show talking about how hardcore the guys from She Wants Revenge were last week, Tony announced he finished the new Birdhouse video which was killer, and Ellis said Shaun White is the best vert skater in the world right now. Tony said they did some celebrity demos last week, Ellis announced he pissed out a blood clot about 10 minutes ago, and Tony said Shaun White came by mad late last week to do some demos for some sick kids. Jesse said Shaun White doesn't have to warm up because he is so sick at skating, Ellis said his mother is coming to America next week, and the guys made a bunch of "weed" band jokes. The guys took a call about "mountain boarding", then talked about snake boarding which was deadly, and Tony hated on a local radio station in San Diego for playing all Bob Marley all day on every Sunday. The guys talked about the new Bruce Springsteen channel on Sirius Channel 10, a caller called in and hated on Teagan and Sarah, and Ellis goofed on the guys for liking the Cure. The guys took a call about The Flight of The Conchords and wound up playing a song, Ellis hated on Nickelback, and they ended the show with some Devo. • The Editors - "Bones" • Teagan and Sarah - "Back in Your Head" • The Cure - "The Perfect Girl" • Cold War Kids - "We Used to Vacation" • Devo - "Secret Agent Man" 9/25/07 - The guys opened the show with some technical difficulties with Jason Ellis and She Wants Revenge in LA and Jesse Fritch and Tony Hawk in San Diego. The guys from She Wants Revenge said they are gearing up for a new tour and dropping a new record, Ellis goofed on Will Pendarvis for having to drive to Vista for the show today, and She Wants Revenge talked about doing a song from Nightmare Before Christmas. The guys talked about upcoming guests on the Jason Ellis Show, Tony Hawk said the other night he and Kat Von D kicked it with Bam and her hairless cat, and then She Wants Revenge started goofing on her low voice. The guys talked about Ryan Sheckler crying on his MTV show all the time, Jason Ellis talked about eating a shark heart on a boat with Danny Way, and She Wants Revenge talked about working with Timberland. The guys in She Wants Revenge goofed on Shaun White for looking like Carrot Top, then they hated on Andy McDonald, and the guys all agreed that Ellis always seems like he is going to kill someone. She Wants Revenge went on to hate on Fallout Boy and Dave Navarro for being doughe bags. Then they said if bands talk shit on them they will straight up fight people but they had nice things to say about Interpol and The Killers. The guys discussed Gleaming The Cube and how annoying it must be to keep talking about the 900. The She Wants Revenge guys started goofing on Shaun White again and said anyone who is a professional snowboarder is a clown. 9/04/07 - Tony kicked off the show solo because his crew was a no show. Tony was laughing about how he managed to go to Shaun White's 21st birthday last night in Las Vegas and make it to the show but Jesse who lives in San Diego about 5 minutes away couldn't make it on time. Tony said he recently filmed a commercial in LA for his new video game called "Proving Game" where he and Bam were dressed up like pigeons. Jesse came into the studio and started bitching about not getting invited to Shaun White's party, Tony said his AC broke recently and it's been so hot they decided to camp out in the backyard, and Jesse explained how his entire block suffered from a blackout because of the heat. Tony said he played tennis again Andy Roderick for charity and he got smoked hardcore, Tony then talked about how Chris Rock was backstage because she is a huge tennis fan and he got to kick it with him, and Tony talked about how half of Shaun's friends couldn't get into the show because they weren't 21. Tony talked about Shaun White getting slammed by Perez Hilton for looking like Carrot Top, Tony said he skated a demo in Germany on a horrible ramp and almost killed himself, and he talked about the HBO show John from Cincinnati that his brother used to write for that got cancelled. The guys took some calls, played some Jesse music picks, and Tony talked about getting some ink done in Vegas and his wife's accidental tattoo from a street artist. Next Tony talked about going to the "King of Kong" premiere which is a documentary all about people who are trying to beat the high school on Donkey Kong. Tony said he and Rooftop bumped into the star of Entourage outside the movie party and got dissed totally to his face. • VHS or Beta - "Bring on the comets" • Chris Cornell - "Billie Jean" • The Adored - "Sex is in fashion" • 12 rounds - "Sunshine" • Agent Orange - "Eveything Turns Grey" 8/14/07 - The guys opened their show talking about Ellis getting punched in the face by a UFC dude on his show yesterday in Vista, Tony said he took his six year old to Vegas for his birthday because his kid needed to go, and Hawk said he has been on a mission while filming for a new birdhouse video that has some sick tricks in it. Ellis came on the show and talked about getting knocked out by Dan Henderson on his show, how many radio gigs he has now-a-days, and how he is finally going to fight a random dude in Taiwan. Ellis said he scoped it out this weekend and fighting in Taiwan is sketchy as hell, and then Tony said he is always sketched out when he has done skating there. Ellis gave us an update on Jake Brown who said he has been partying his face off, Tony said he watched Larry King interview Jake Brown and it was hysterical, and the guys played some uncomfotable interview clips with Jake Brown and Larry Brown. A caller phoned in to talk about how one of his buddies hooked up with a dude by accident in Mexico, Ellis then hated on his TV show, and Tony said his new game "Proving Grounds" is coming out this fall and it's gonna rule. Ellis started talking about his views on Iraq, Hawk talked about getting punched in the face by his six year old, and Ellis said a pornstar offered him $5,000 to bang him. Hawk talked about a great documentary called The King of Kong that he loves all about these video geeks trying get the high score on Donkey Kong, Jesse said he missed being on the Dew Tour by one spot, and Hawk talked about his upcoming trip to Europe. 8/07/07 - Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritch, and Jason Ellis via satellite in LA came to you this week to talk all about hanging at X-Games #13. Ellis talked about having Jake Brown in the studio and the guys discussed how before Jake's huge slam he actually made the 720 for the first time over the big gap on the mega ramp. Tony Hawk and Ellis talked about the party they hosted on Sunday night at The Avalon in LA with the Eagles of Death Metal. Tony explained how Ellis started getting lesbians to lay on the ramp while bikers and skaters were jumping them to kill time during the demo. The guys talked about how Ronnie Fiest took out a camera man by landing on him with his motorcycle, how Travis Pastrana wasn't able to win more gold metals this year, and Tony talked about how Shaun White got helicoptered into the event each day. A caller said X-Games seemed to be too sponsored out, Tony said in the original days nobody was allowed to rock their sponsors, but the truth is the sponsors are how the athletes make money so nobody was hating on it. Tony said he was surprised to see Shaun White at his vert ramp today because he just won gold and didn't even take a week off. A bunch of callers called in to goof on Ellis being in a bad mood, Todd Richards called in to talk about snowboarding, and Tony discussed his legends of vert demo. The guys ended the show talking about the dumbest skate shit they ever did for money and Tony topped the story by saying he once skated in the circus. • She Wants Revenge - "Written In Blood" • Minor Threat - "Filler" • The Black Keys - "10am Automatic" • Devo - "She's Got It" • Interpol - "The Heinrich Maneuver" 7/31/07 - This week Tony Hawk and Jesse Fritch came to you from San Diego and talked about the upcoming X-Games in LA. The guys goofed on their engineer who was late and said he officially has the easiest gig ever. Tony talked about his recent trip to Cambodia and how weird it was because there was a lot of poor people and then a couple crazy rich people. Tony said people get by living at the local dump where people pull out plastic bottles to recycle, he said the country is littered with landmines which is depressing, and then the guys talked about some rude kids they were hanging with in Virginia. The guys said Shaun White was throwing down big at the demo in Virginia, Tony talked more about Cambodia and how he and his wife got pretty sick there, and Jesse accused the birdman of having bird flu. Tony said he purchased six DVD's for 10 dollars over in Cambodia, Jesse talked about riding a sick ass Jeep through this crazy course in Virginia, and a caller called in to talk about how the pirated DVD's actually come from America. Tony talked about a buddy of his who had some people crash a car into his pool the other night, the guys said they are rooting for Ellis at the X-Games, and Hawk said he may try the mega-ramp at X-Games practice on Thursday. The guys ended the show with some callers and predicting who would win at X-Games #13. • Dead Kennedys - "Holiday in Cambodia" • Queens of the Stoneage - "Turnin' The Screw" • Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Rockers to Swallow" • Collectisco - "Ocean of Noise" • Blaqk Audio - "Stiff Kittens" 7/17/07 - Tony said the guys were filming stuff for a show called "Funny or Die", Ellis talked about how even though he has no hair bitches want to jam him hard because of his sunglasses, and then he told another story of chicks on The Boom Boom Huck Jam wanting him like crazy. Tony said he shot some stuff for Fuel TV yesterday and Jesse forgot his shorts so he lent him some old school blue 1980's shorts so he looks like an old man. Jesse said he had a gig tonight and then he was hitting The Dew Tour, Tony topped Jesse's story by saying he was going to Cambodia and then flying back to Virginia to do skate demos. Jason Ellis said he was a kickass actor in a new movie called "Ninja Cheerleaders" that is all about 3 hot ninja cheerleaders who kick ass on everyone. Ellis said he had to be on the phone in the movie and getting molested by two hot penthouse chicks in his scene. Tony talked about doing Sponge Bob Squarepants, having just been on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, and Ellis talked about being excited that his daughter is right handed. A caller called in to report a big skate park in Rhode Island just got shut down and then talked to Ellis about eating a live shark's heart in a skate video. The guys talked about a recent skate session they had, Tony said he has been digging the HBO show John from Cincinnati, and Ellis challenged Hawk to come out sparring with him. Tony said he was going to Cambodia to help raise awareness for landmines, Ellis talked about interviewing Hed PE and Big B on his show recently and Tony talked about how his brother is the head writer of John From Cincinnati on HBO. Ellis said he loves the new show on VH1 Rock of Love where Bret Michaels is trying to get laid and Ellis said there is no doubt he is wearing a wig. 7/10/07 - Tony opened his show talking about a cool demo they just did for some kids who are sick with cancer. Tony talked about driving Shaun White's Lamborghini, they goofed on Shaun loving the glam band the Darkness, and the guys talked about Tony slamming super hard in Jacksonville. Jesse talked about a kid he grew up with who owned a ramp but didn't skate because he slammed too hard his first try. Jesse hated on all the rich assholes in his neighborhood who stopped by his yard sale and tried to talk him down on all his crap for sale. Tony talked about how a good slam can wake you up, how he is doing a show on Nickelodeon this week, and then he is going on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" and is nervous he'll look dumb. Tony said his son Reilly is going to Amsterdam soon and Jesse said he doesn't like skating with Reilly because he is so much better at street style than he is. A guy called in who was 35 and had a grandson which lead Jesse to conclude he wasn't busy enough making babies. Another caller called in to say he knew 30 year old grandfathers because kids are having kids like crazy. Jesse said he got a tree from Home Depot and there is a weed plant growing out of it, Tony talked about a documentary called "The Bridge" which is all about people who jump off The Golden Gate Bridge, and the guys ended the show with Jesse talking about skating to a slow reggae jam. • Stiff Little Fingers - "Two Guitars Clash" • The Distillers - "City of Angels" • Iggy Pop - "Cry For Love" • Kings of Leon - "Knocked Up" • Frank Black - "If It Takes All Night" 6/26/07 - This week Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritch, and Jason Ellis came to you fresh off the Boom Boom Huck Jam tour and talked about why they took last week off. Tony talked about skating with his kids, Ellis goofed on Jesse's haircut, and Tony said he was going to see the premiere of Transformers tomorrow. Ellis said he thought Transformers would suck but he is stoked for the new Die Hard movie. Next Tony said Starship Troopers was one of the best movies ever made because it was so bad, Tony goofed on Ellis doing his American accent, and a caller phoned in to talk about the Dew Tour to talk about Steve Murray who broke his neck doing a double back flip. Ellis talked about how Bubba was pulling out of the fight and was trying to get Spice Boy to fight Ellis instead. The guys continued to talk about Bubba pulling out of the fight, Ellis discussed how he is going to be in the X-Games this summer but doesn't believe he will qualify, and a caller phoned in to try to fight with Ellis. Jesse said the fact that the singer of Sparta skates makes his band better, the guys said Jason Lee was the same way, and then Ellis said his wife bleached her butt hole the other day. A caller phoned in and said he is forced to listen to shitty FM radio all day and wondered how you keep that shit out of your head. Tony said he saw the Police the other day and they did some weird jam out stuff but he enjoyed it overall. Ellis talked about how he got stitches on his eye lid, Tony talked about his kid cracking his chin in the pool, and we learned that Jesse's brother is teaching Critter Camp to Tony's kids. • The Adicts - "Ode to Joy" • Sparta - "Crawl" • Arcade Fire - "No Cars Go" • Tenacious D - "Master Exploder" • The Pretenders - "Precious" 6/12/07 - Tony and Jesse came to you live from San Diego on a random day off from the Boom Boom Huck Jam. Tony said that Jesse's band "Say Vinyl" was going to be featured in his new videogame Proving Ground. Jesse said he was supposed to record some Black Power Rangers tunes this morning because all his friends have lice. Tony said Ellis is forming a new band called Tony Hawk's Taint Stick, Shaun White showed up in a crazy white outfit, and Jesse speculated that there is something wrong with Tony for not freaking out and buying lots of weird shit when he got famous. Shaun White came in the studio and defended his weird outfit that featured a gold ribbon as a belt. Shaun talked about the first contest coming up in Baltimore, how he likes to skate at the YMCA, and the weird questions that little kids ask him when they meet him. The guys talked about slamming in demos and how embarrassing it is, Tony said the butt splitter is the worst injury, and Shaun told some funny ex-lax stories. A caller asked Shaun if he was down to try to loop and he said he is into trying it, the guys goofed on Barry the trainer who is out on the Boom Boom Huck Jam, and Jesse said that was the same guy who tried to give Ellis an enema last week. The guys discussed flying to Springfield tonight and how they would be in New Jersey later in the week. Jesse talked about trying to buy grills while they were down in Atlanta, why Dave Navarro creeps him out, and Tony talked about riding his new roller coaster with his 82 year old mother. Jesse talked about how cool it is doing Boom Boom Huck Jam at Six Flags because they get to cut the lines and go on tons of roller coasters. The guys discussed a documentary called The King of Kong and how much they dug it, and ended the show with some music by Paul McCartney. • Say Vinyl - "That's Entertainment" • Queens of the Stoneage - "Sick Sick Sick" • Satellite Party - "Kinky" • The Notwist - "Pilot" • Paul McCartney - "Monkberry Moon Delight" 6/05/07 - This week's show came to you from Atlanta where Tony Hawk and his crew were on tour doing the Boom Boom Huck Jam. The guys said they were going to Tool tonight, Tony said his show is better than Ellis' show because he gets to pick all the music he plays, and Ellis got mad at everyone. Tony talked about how the gang was arguing over whether Metallica is washed up or not, the Boom Boom Huck Jam trainer tried to convince Ellis if he does a hot water enema he'll cure his cold, and Ellis said he was getting his brother's ashes turned into a man made diamond. Tony talked about his tour rider and then Ellis made all sorts of special requests for his fight training. See because Ellis is fighting Bubba the Love Sponge he is drinking all sorts of special juices and ordering really fruity coffee drinks. The guys decided Ellis has officially changed and if he heard himself a year ago he would have kicked his own ass. The guys dedicated the music on the show to Atlanta rap, Jesse was proud to announce he hadn't shit himself in a couple days, and told a great story about getting a pager number from a girl whose boyfriend was in jail. • Tool - "Forty Six & 2" • T.I. - "Big Shit Poppin'" • Outkast - "Ms. Jackson" • Trick Daddy - "Nann" • Birdman & Lil Wayne - "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" • Lil Wayne - "Shooter" • Three 6 Mafia - "Stay Fly" 5/29/07 - This week Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritch, and Mike V came to you from San Diego to talk about the new Revolution Mother cd and the upcoming Boom Boom Huck Jam tour that kicks off later this week. Mike V was proud to announce he will be on the entire Warped Tour and doing some random skate parks as well with Revolution Mother and everyone should come out and see them play. Ellis showed up and started chewing his food on the air because he is training for a fight with Bubba the Love Sponge. Mike V laughed when he learned that Ellis is busy fighting radio guys, Ellis started hyping his new tee shirt line available at www.ellismate.com and then Ellis talked about how busy he has been with all his other ventures. Jesse defended his band from a hardcore attack by Ellis and Mike V realized that Demolition Radio has degenerated into an insult fest. Hawk offered to buy Jesse's band a bus as long as it said Tony Hawk's Taint Sticks on the side of it. Mike V talked about how his voice has gotten stronger from being on tour; the guys talked about cancer in the ass, and then discussed the forthcoming Tony Hawk roller coasters. Ellis hated on Guitar Hero the game, said he would be kicking ass on the Boom Boom Huck Jam tour, and Hawk joked about how funny it is when Ellis gets hurt announcing and tries to not swear on mic. Ellis said he took such a massive dump this weekend that he took picture of it and made his wife check it out. Ellis went on to speculate on the stuff he is going to do to Bubba when he fight him and Mike V said he should pick a fight with his wife right before he throws down so he has true rage in his heart. Mike talked about where they would be going on tour, the guys hated on The Gumball Rally, and then we found out the new Revolution Mother cd at Best Buy or on ITunes at the end of June. The guys took some calls, and played Jesse's new band Say Vinyl, and ended the show with some Kayne West. • Revolution Mother - "Come on" • Revolution Mother - "Above the Crawl" • Bad Brains - "Riot Squad" • Revolution Mother - "Do Or Die" • Revolution Mother - "Bullet" • Say Vinyl - "That's Entertainment" • Kayne West - "Young Folks" 5/22/07 - The guys opened the show talking to Shaun White who was on his way to his driving lesson to learn how to rip it up in his new Lamborghini. This lead to a discussion about cool cars, Ellis goofed on Jesse for not calling a hot chick whose number he had, and Ellis said he has been training how to fight everyday. Ellis talked about his impending success and his upcoming 10 some. Tony talked about his new video game called "Proving Ground" and how good it is. Ellis talked about his tattoo by Carey Hart that is literally a shrimp that is banging a Barbie doll. Tony talked about the original phrase "Shrimp on the Barbie" and where it came from. Ellis talked about how bad Americans are at doing Australian accents, how people react to his "Shrimp on the Barbie" tattoo, and why his wife was bummed out by all his stupid tattoos. The guys discussed Bam's bad tattoos that include "Bookworm" on his knuckles and "North Philly Faggot" on his arm. Tony Hawk talked about the Ray Underhill auction at www.rayunderhill.com to help Ray get through his cancer treatment. The guys talked about how good Shaun White is at skating at this point which they said is almost non human. Ellis talked about skating for the first time in a while and feeling really good about it because of all the training he has been doing with fighting. Ellis talked to a caller about why he left Australia and how hard it was to get up and going in America. Tony cleared up why he used to skate with his wallet in his pants, Ellis said his wife won't let him handle their cash, and Jesse talked about Hawk paying him not to bail on his skateboard. Ellis explained the logistics of his 10 some, talked about the best martial arts to learn, and Hawk plays some new punk some The Street Dogs and a band called The Horrors. Hawk talked about getting his crew ready for the new Boom Boom Huck Jam tour, Ellis said he wanted to not only announce on the tour but also skate some lines, and Jesse tried to reduce the conversation to poo. • Street Dogs - "Not Without a Purpose" • The The - "Dogs of Lust" • The Horrors - "Death at the Chapel" • Clipse - "Young Boy" • NIN - "Vessel" • Del The Funky Homosapien - "Mistadobalina" 5/15/07 - Tony opened the show talking about how he had just hung out backstage at a Modest Mouse concert, he discussed a conversation he had with legendary guitarist Jonny Marr about getting hurt while skating, and then Hawk discussed his limited snowboarding skills. Ellis told a funny story about trying to do a back flip on a snowboard and totally hurting himself. Tony related to the story and re-told how he jacked his knee while out snowboarding with Tom Green. The guys took some calls and talked about how the world has become way to PC for everyone's good. Tony talked about how he was kicking it with Christian Slater right after Krammer from Seinfeld has his racist meltdown, the guys agreed Jesse's brother is a cool guy to hang with, and Jesse told a funny story about some dude who was so wasted at the bar the other night he tried to fight chicks. Another caller called in and said he was censored while trying to sponsor a Clear Channel event for saying "go postal" privately backstage. Tony talked about all the great stuff they are auctioning off to help Ray Underhill beat cancer, Ellis talked about how he wanted to change his name to "pigeon shit" or "shuttlecock" and Tony said it was still possible to get the high score on the old school donkey Kong. The guys ended the show talking about what their rider demands should be on the Boom Boom Huck Jam and spinning some Dinosaur Jr. 5/08/07 - The guys came back live today after being off for a couple weeks. Jesse scolded Hawk for not being around for the last couple weeks because he only has one thing to do each week and that is this radio show. Hawk said he was invited out to Las Vegas to celebrate his birthday by a club called Jet, Jesse and Rooftop were involved in some sort of gay kissing debacle, and Jesse said his band Say Vinyl made their debut show last week and it went great. Tony said he and his wife lost some recent tennis matches, he was in NYC talking to kids about skate and bike safety, and Ellis showed up and ate a Subway sandwich on the air. Ellis talked about how he now has a hybrid car because he wants to save the polar bears. Ellis said he has been killing it recently on the moto tracks but his doctor told him he won't be walking in 10 years because his knees are so fucked up. Hawk and Jesse said they were doing a demo at a bah mitzvah and Ellis said if he had enough money he would have a golden penis. Ellis talked about some recent drama on The Bubba The Love Sponge Show where he is going on to fight him in the Bubba-Gone. Tony talked about hanging with Scott Greenstein in NYC who is one of the big bosses at Sirius. Ellis and Jesse got in a fight over Ellis not coming to see his new band play, www.napkinnights.com has pictures of Rooftop and Jesse kissing on the cheek at Tony's party, and Jesse revealed he is single again. Tony talked about his favorite episodes of the Simpsons, Ellis gave props to The Wild World of Spike probably because he stars in it, and Jesse claimed that South Park was the best cartoon on television and way more topical that other shows. Hawk talked about being on Good Morning America and meeting Muhammad Ali there, Ellis said if he ever got his balls injured he would get metal balls and a golden penis so he could smash girls faces in, and the guys goofed on Paris Hilton getting sent to jail. A guy called in who used to work at a female prison who said Paris Hilton was going to be in a lot of trouble in the joint and having to pay for her friends. The guys grilled the officer about all the messed up stuff that goes on in women's prison including how the women used bananas on themselves and others and ended the show with some classic Frank Black music. • Bad Brains - "She's Calling You" • Radiohead - "The Bends" • Matt and Kim - "Yeah Yeah" • Hell Yeah - "Goddamn" • The White Stripes - "Icky Thump" • Frank Black - "Calistan" 4/17/07 - The guys opened the shows asking how much money it would take to let David Letterman put his nuts in their eye sockets. Then Ellis decided Jesse's band should be called Uterus because he is such an emo fag. Hawk said they recently did a demo for something involving Oprah and it was crazy. Ellis asked if people would bang Oprah and everyone said yes because she is so rich. Jesse announced his new bands name is "Say Vinyl" and Ellis started hating on it right away. Jesse said he wanted to call his band American Metal and Ellis said he was trying to disrespect real music. Then Ellis hated on Tommy Lee and said Vinnie Paul's new band is way more awesome than anything Tommy Lee is in. Jesse made the point that once you are super famous you can get people to do retarded shit. Hawk talked about how you can't be offensive on the regular radio anymore and Ellis said he had it coming to him for years of shit he did behind the scenes. Ellis hated on all other Australian bands besides AC/DC, he hated on Jet and Wolfmother. Ellis announced that television is a gay industry and he doesn't want to have a show anymore. He said all the people on television act very gay in real life and suck at what they do, Ellis said he loves his radio show and that lets him do whatever he wants to do. Ellis said he has a pen shaver to shave his ass with so he can get his salad tossed. Ellis announced that his wife just got fake titties and he is excited about them. Jesse and Ellis fought about music some more, next Taylor from Alabama called in and talked about his gay friends and didn't make a whole lot of sense. Ellis admitted he once got Chlamydia from a hooker and that kids should wear rubbers and watch out for global warming. Hawk said he would be live tomorrow on Tom Green's web show on Tom Green.com at 11pm on the east Coast and 8pm on the west. Ellis said he got laid when he was 11 by a 13 year old chick in 1983. Ellis said he was on Bubba the Love Sponge today and he was taking shit about being a skateboarder. Ellis said he would fight the toughest rollerblader in the Bubbagone and let him have a weapon. Hawk said they have been skating a bunch lately and listening to the new Modest Mouse cd. Tony Hawk announced Shaun White now has a Lamborghini and can't peel out in it. Hawk announced he would be in NYC next week and Ellis said he will find out about his contract tomorrow so his 10 some is on the way. • NIN - "Warm Leatherette" • Jet - "Holiday" • Hell Yeah - "You WouldnÕt Know" • NIN - "The Beginning of the End" • Modest Mouse - "Parting in the Sensory" • Hole - "Violet" 4/3/07 - Ellis and Jesse Fritch came to you today with Tony on the phone live from the 405 on his way back from LAX. Tony said he was just in Barcelona where he was there for some sports awards event and it was rainy and shitty the entire time. Ellis said he thinks he banged a chick once in Barcelona who had a beard on her face. Next Ray Barbee got on the mic and talked to the guys about how he was playing a show at Belly Up with a new project he is playing with. The guys talked about Kelly Slater and all the chicks he has officially banged, Ray Barbee said he was happily married and wouldn't bang other chicks even if he could, and Ellis and Ray discovered they are both 35. The guys talked about how vert and street skaters were sort of against each other back in the day, the guys did a lot of talking about skating back in the day, and Ellis hated on Tony and Jesse's musical choices but gave Ray Barbee props for his music choices. Ray talked about his band and his road rage habits, he admitted he love to trash out from time to time and drops f-bombs. Ray talked about hanging with Mike Watt and the new Stooges record. Ellis accused Mike Watt of being fat but Ray said that he actually lost a bunch of weight because he was sick for a while. The guys goofed on Jesse's new band calling them The Taint Sticks, Jesse said he wants to call the band American Metal, and Ellis said it is people like Jesse who piss him off. Ellis said he had to tone it down for the Hawk show now that he has his own show. The guys ended the show by playing a song by Ray's new project. 3/27/07 - Tony, Jesse Fritch, and Buckey Lasik came to you from freezing cold San Diego. Tony talked about doing Ellis's television show and being all cold because they were doing water stunts. Tony talked about the old days when they had a machine that you could surf on but would always almost drown people. Hawk then told a story about a buddy of his who broke his arm and almost drown doing the wave machine. Todd Richards showed up and talked about his battle with the flow rider. Tony tried to hate on Todd Richards for planning out an entire snowboard weekend and then not showing up. Buckey Lasik showed up with an agenda, he is doing a Long beach Grand Prix race and wanted everyone to check him out. Tony gave Rooftop props for getting their show taped last week because he is a gadget nerd and hooked it up on the private jet with a flash recorder. Todd Richards said he loves listening to Ellis and Tony on the radio, he said they are doing a new DC video that he has been working hard on, and Buckey said he is done with giving shout outs he is now all about giving Shut ups. The guys talked about when they gave up street skating and it was when the youngsters started housing everybody. Hawk said his son Reilly did well recently in a competition, the gang goofed on Tony Hawk's unlistenable i-pod, and Jesse tried to give Lil Wayne props for being a great rapper. Todd ended the show by hating on i-pods because whenever he gets one a brand new one comes out 30 minutes later. • Fugazi - "Waiting Room" • Bad Brains - "Return to Heaven" • Mew - "Apocalypso" • Silversun Pickups - "Kissing Families" • Tokyo Police Club - "Nature of the Experiment" • Klaxons - "Gravity's Rainbow" 3/20/07 - Tony came to you this week from a private plane with Rooftop, Jesse Fritch, and The McDonald family on their way to a snowboarding adventure. Jesse accused Andy McDonald of smoking blunts and loving black power and reggae. Rooftop said he was only here because of affirmative action and then Jesse ordered him to clean the bathrooms. Tony said he was just in South Carolina in a celebrity Nascar race and talked about racing with Jewel and William Shatner among others. Tony said William Shatner totaled his car when he took it into the wall. Tony said Jewel's boyfriend is seriously funny and a cool guy to hang with. Tony said he made the finals and got to hang with some serious Nascar dudes in the end. Tony said he got jumped in the bathroom by Jewel's boyfriend who made broke back jokes to him because he is a cowboy before trying to pull Tony into a stall. Jesse got mad that everyone was calling his new band The Taint Sticks and Tony revealed he got the new NIN record e-mailed to him from Trent Reznor. Rooftop blew the bathroom up the second he got to Tony's house, and there was no running water which was a problem. Rooftop got so desperate that he cooked snow on the stove to fill up the toilet so he could flush. The guys discussed who did the best at the first session and talked about how Tony Hawk slammed hard a couple times. Rooftop complained that he doesn't get respect from the skaters because all the tricks he does on his bike somehow don't count. The guys gave props to the new Modest Mouse album, exposed that Rooftop didn't know who Johnny Marr was, and Tony talked about playing tennis recently with his wife on the next court over from pro Serena Williams. Tony talked about how he technically invented the trick called "the airwalk" and then they discussed how a company wound up using that as its name. Tony said he is now sponsored by Audio; Jesse was pissed because he has no shoe sponsor, and Rooftop said in 2008 the Gigantic Skateboard Tour is coming back because he wants it too. The guys told stories about Andy McDonald trying to get Ellis to turn the music down on the tour bus back in the day and getting the radio blasted in his ears. Rooftop pleaded to Will Pendarvis to get a raise or better yet a paycheck sometime soon from Faction. • Agent Orange - "Living in Darkness" • NWA - "Straight Out of Compton" • Modest Mouse - "March into the Sea" • Modest Mouse - "Invisible" • Wu Tang - "C.R.E.A.M" • Gym Glass Heroes - "7 Weeks" 3/06/07 - This week Jason Ellis was in LA filming his show so Tony Hawk and Jesse Fritch held things down in San Diego. Jesse Fritch talked about the royalty checks he gets from the movie Grind. He has been getting some $6 dollar checks every month, and sometimes they are 87 cents. Tony talked about all his frequent flyer miles and tried to give some away to Jesse. Next Kevin Stabb dropped in the studio and kicked it with the guys. The guys took phone calls and got a guy who kept putting them on hold right as he was able to ask questions. Next a guy called in who saw Tony skating on the streets the other day and another caller asked what Tony's best moment with Bam was which Jesse answered was when he tucked Bam's penis away on a plane. Jesse broke Stabb's balls about the shoes he was wearing, a caller said he was at the original demo where Tony lost his virginity, and another guy called in to talk about recently watching Gleam in The Cube and laughing his ass off at Tony's scene. Tony talked about a rad scar he got from filming that movie where he wiped out hardcore while skating down a huge hill. Tony said he wouldn't be putting out an old school trick video anytime soon, talked about what was happening this year on The Boom Boom Huck Jam, and the guys played the new Jesse tune and reviewed it but the band still has no official name. Next the guys took callers reviewing the song by Jesse - one caller said the song was terrible at the beginning and then picked up, but then the next caller phoned in and said it sounded like the Beatles. Tony talked about not getting to skate a lot of hardcore runs back in the day because he was super young and used to get goofed on by older skaters, and then Tony goofed on Jesse band and called them the Taint Sticks a bunch of times. • Franz Ferdinand - "What You waiting For" • The Arcade Fire - "Intervention" • Jesse Fritsch's new band (aka The Taint Sticks) - "Oh, Come On Now" • New Model Army - "Stupid Questions" • Manic Hispanic - "Bored With You Esse" 2/27/07 - Tony Hawk and Jesse Fritsch welcomed Sean and "O" of So Cal band Reeve Oliver www.reeveoliver.com to Demolition Radio to world premiere two new "full on gnar" Reeve tracks (Endless Bummer & Tour Song #2). Ellis checked in twice from Hollywood & reassured the crew that: 1) he is metal 2) he's not feeling the Reeve Oliver and 3) the only reason he has to wrestle fat chicks in pudding on TV is to secure his own black American Express card. Birdman took a bunch of phone calls to get North America's response to the new Reeve music. Jesse told a story about Shawn White falling victim to a "hide a dook" in Japan. Of course that story opened the brown flood gates to the guys giving their best "hide a dook" story and taking one disturbing call after another from listeners who also have experience with the art of blasting hidden dooks for personnel enjoyment and entertainment. Here are the songs they managed to "squeeze" in for this edition of Demolition Radio. • Reeve Oliver - "Endless Bummer" • Reeve Oliver - "Tour Song #2" • PJ Harvey - "The Mess We're In" • The Adicts - "Rollercoaster" • The Black Power Rangers - "Certified Hits" 2/20/07 - The boys (minus Ellis because he was in Hollywood land filming his show for Spike TV) kicked the show off reminiscing about hittin' up the skateparks when they were young.Ê Jesse told a story about the very first time he skated at one, and having one of the regulars there accidentally slam into him in the bowl - the dude felt bad and handed him a pack of 50 Independent stickers to make up for it.Ê Jesse, being eleven years old, thought there was no way anyone could have that many stickers and therefore they must be stolen - he ended up giving them way in order to clean his hands of the evidence.Ê Later on, Hawk told a story about being in the Cayman Islands on a skate tour with Bam and a buncha other dudes.Ê While they were at the hotel pool, they happened to see Iggy Pop lounging around in his short-shorts like a tourist. The story went on, though Jesse interrupted Hawk midway through and told him that he'd already told this story on the air - Tony seemed excited about telling it, so Jesse felt bad shutting him down - but ultimately, he shut him down.Ê Tony then said that they are officially out of stories on Demolition Radio. Moving on to playing some tunes, Hawk played some of the new Nine Inch Nails - to which callers seemed to have mixed reactions, though Tony claimed he was real into it and that it reminded him of "old Trent."Ê Jesse countered the NIN by playing the Swedish pop group - Peter, Bjorn & John (sure Ellis would've torn it apart had he been in the studio).Ê Much to both Hawk and Jesse's shock, everyone that called in afterwards seemed to love it.Ê Hawk could not understand what was happening - people dissing on NIN but getting all into Jesse's Swedish pop.Ê To make matters worse, Hawk played an old Bjork house song.Ê Needless to say, people were not happy. Regardless, ya gotta hand it to the Birdman for bein' genuine in his musical taste and not caring who says what.Ê And those were the haps this week on Demolition Radio!! • Teddybears ft. Iggy Pop - "Punkrocker" • Nine Inch Nails - "My Violent Heart" • Nine Inch Nails - "Survivalism" • Peter, Bjorn & John - "Young Folks" • Bjork - "There's More To Life Than This" • Black Keys - "10am Automatic" • Wall of Voodoo - "Red Light" 2/13/07 - The show kicked off today with Hawk behind the boards.Ê Demolition Radio's usual engineer spaced and Hawk gave himself a 10-minute crash course just before the show, teaching himself how to engineer the show.Ê If he's lucky, we might give him a job as a full-time board operator at Sirius!Ê In the meantime, Hawk and Jesse (Ellis was off shooting his TV show) spent most of today's show brainstorming band names for Jesse's new band.Ê Jesse claimed that his favorite idea so far had to be "The Fancies" - mainly because he'd make Ellis play it on his show and have to announce things on the air like "That was The Fancies that you just heard..." The boys decided to throw it to the audience and see what they got back.Ê A few tasteful highlights from callers included "Battered Uterus," "Spaghetti Nipples," "Vaginal Secretions," as well as choice names like "Boner Puppy," "Fellatio Surprise Party" and "Anal Leakage."Ê The concept of "Anal Leakage" lead Jesse to tell a story about how he once went in for a back massage at Tony's wife's business and how before the masseuse came into the room, Jesse quickly grabbed a few tissues to clean up down below, in order to prevent the masseuse from gettin' a whiff of somethin' nasty.Ê Hawk then mentioned how at the massage parlor, their bathroom is right up front by the receptionist and people getting manicures, so if you're to drop a bomb in the bathroom, everyone's gonna know. And those were the haps on this week's Demolition Radio - another show of high-brow discussions and upper-class musings with The Godfather of Skateboarding!! • New Model Army - "Vengeance" • Guns 'N Roses - "Mr. Brownstone" • The Black Keys - "Your Touch" • The Chameleons - "Swamp Thing" • The Jam - "In The City" • The Fratelli's - "Flathead" • Meat Puppets - "Swamp TBackwatering" 2/06/07 - Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, and Jesse Fritch came to you this week from their studios in Vista California. The guys kicked off the show talking about Jason's accent and how a cool accent can get you mad play depending on where you are. Tony talked about how cool Bam's wedding was, he said is was really traditional but Iggy Pop and The Sounds rocked, and Bam shot the entire thing for his MTV show. Next Tony talked about Novak breaking both his feet trying to do a skate trick at Bam's house and how he wound up at the wedding in a wheel chair. The guys took phone calls about how long Bam's marriage will last and Tony said he sees it going the long haul because she knows what she is getting into. The guys gave props to Bubba the Love Sponge on Howard 101, they talked about the episode of Stunt Junkies that Ellis just did, and Ellis talked about why he is depressed these days. Tony talked about how he went out on Superbowl Sunday and had a blast because no one was out all day long. Hawk talked about how he used to film his kid snowboarding down the stairs in his house when he was mad young, Ellis said his daughter slammed this morning when she was riding around in a little motorized car but he caught her, and Hawk talked about how your parenting style changes as you get more kids. Ellis talked about eating a shark's heart, Tony talked about a photo shoot he did with Xzibit and getting props from some hardcore thugs for being himself, and a caller asked Hawk why he is still down with Bam after they drank horse sperm in Jackass 2. All this plus music from The Sounds, Iggy Pop, 2Pac, and the Cold War Kids on this week episode of Demolition Radio with Tony Hawk. • The Sounds - "Living In America" • Iggy Pop - "The Passenger" • 2Pac - "All Eyes on Me" • Cold War Kids - "Hospital Beds" 1/30/07 - Tony, Jesse & Ellis (who were miraculously on time this week) kicked things off talking about Ellis' torn MCL and how he really needs surgery and shouldn't be off doing stunts without getting himself repaired.Ê Ellis insisted on being able to skate just fine without the surgery and that he'll get it sometime down the line.Ê Hawk then blew up Jesse's spot and told Ellis that Jesse had been wiping out on relatively easy lip-slides. ÊEllis said that Jesse should keep that to himself. ÊLater, Hawk took a call from a kid wondering if there'd ever be another Birdhouse video - to which Hawk replied "Yes" and that it'll be out very soon... ÊThey eventually started talking about Bam and the "MTV Curse" that seems to exist with all newlyweds MTV makes a show about. ÊEllis said that he gives the marriage a year at best. ÊHawk said that he thinks the marriage is totally legit and that it'll last. ÊLater, Ellis admitted to only having read one book in his entire life - and that was the autobiography of L.T. ÊThis got Hawk & Jesse talking about the autobiography of Motley Crue they'd read and how good it was. ÊEllis hated on the Crue and claimed he was never into them. ÊJust to piss him off, Hawk started playing the slow Motley Crue ballad "Home Sweet Home" Ð Ellis wouldn't admit to even knowing what it was. ÊThey all started riffing on 80's glam acts and playing clips of everyone from Bon Jovi to Ratt to Ugly Kid Joe - finally ending the show on the motherload of awesome hair band songs "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. ÊWouldn't be Demolition Radio without some embarrassing ass guilty pleasures!! • Modest Mouse - "Dashboard" • Bloc Party - "Hunting for Witches" • Public Enemy - "Can't Truss It" • Warrant - "Cherry Pie" 1/23/07 - This week Tony and Jason Ellis opened up the show with a brand new show open and the guys were stoked. Now that Ellis is a TV star he has a ten some on the way which means he and his wife are going to bang ten chicks together at once. The only catch is Ellis's wife will let him bang ten chicks at once as soon as he has a million dollars in the bank. Jesse was missing but we heard he has a new band; Jesse couldn't make skate practice because he was out practicing with his new group. Jesse showed up late and talked about rocking out and living the dream. Next Jesse said people have to stop hating on fast food cause it rules, Ellis talked about his ten-some again and how his unit is 6 pounds soft, and the gang discussed Ellis lifting 100 pounds with his balls on his TV show The Wild World of Spike. This naturally lead the guys into a discussion about who has hurt their balls skating and how, a caller called in and said Ellis should have a ten-some with midgets but Ellis wasn't feeling it, and then Ellis admitted he tried to bang Bridget the Midget but he got shot down. Ellis did declare he would make his ten-some racially equal and have all different races of females there to take his large member, Hawk talked about being invited to Bam's bachelor party but not being able to make it, and Rooftop called in from Vegas to report he was at Bam's party last night and he was going again tonight. Rooftop said Don Vito had a swastika on his head and Novak was letting people bowl balling bowls into his dick last night and it may have been the sickest party he'd ever been too. Ellis said he wasn't invited because they hate him, and Rooftop admitted Novak talked trash on Ellis earlier today on Faction DJ Tully's show. Ellis said one of his balls could beat up Novak and he was a sad little crack baby, then Ellis said Rooftop is cool because he banged Heidi Cortez. A kid called in and then listened to himself talk to the guys on delay, the guys talked about how great it is to make a trick after Tony misses one in demos so they can exist for one minute, and Ellis admitted he doesn't remember being 21 years old. All this plus stories from the road and music from some punk bands and the newly reunited Rage Against The Machine. • The Clash - "Complete Control" • Youth Brigade - "Did You Wanna Die" • The Cars - "Since YouÕre Gone" • Rage Against the Machine - "Renegades of Funk" • Romeo Void - "Never Say Never" 1/16/07 - Today kicked off with Tony, Jesse and Jesse's dog.Ê Hawk admitted he was completely creeped out by the way in which Jesse's dog was sitting like a human with his legs open on Jesse's lap.Ê Ellis showed up late and upon seeing how close Jesse and his dog were acting together, immediately had to ask if Jesse was still with his girlfriend. The guys had their friend "O", a certified music expert, in the studio with them today as well.Ê Jesse and Hawk talked with him about how much they hated Sublime and all of the white-boy reggae acts they ended up spawning.Ê O said he used to see them at a place in San Diego called The Belly Up, which led to Ellis shamefully telling stories about doing coke there years ago.Ê This then turned into Ellis talking about how healthy he his now and the colonics he's gotten that've "gotten the bugs out of his ass."Ê Later, Hawk played a song by the band Shiny Toy Gunz which everyone ended up completely hating on, including callers.Ê One kid called in to thank Ellis for the sex advice his girlfriend took from Ellis' show a few days earlier and Hawk commented that on Demolition Radio, there's two kinds of calls: technical skating questions for Tony and sex comments for Ellis.Ê Finally, Hawk talked about how good he's getting at Guitar Hero on PS2 and everyone busted on him saying that he's just pressing buttons on a controller.Ê Hawk maintained that he's still rockin out on it and went into a Butthole Surfers song, apparently one of the hardest songs to play on the game... • Cold War Kids - "We Used to Vacation" • Sisters of Mercy - "This Corrosion" • Infectious Grooves - "Punk It Up" • Shiny Toy Guns - "Don't Cry Out" • Pixies - "Something Against You" • Butthole Surfers - "Who Was In My Room Last Night?'" 1/09/07 - Tony Hawk and Jesse Fritch welcomed Justin and Adam from the band She Wants Revenge to hang out and talk skating and music on today's show. The boys in the band gave serious props to Faction DJ Will Pendarvis and Sirius DJ Minister for helping them get their big break into the mainstream. They discussed how they met, how the band started, and why they are so big with the porn industry. They told touring stories, what it's like to play 11 countries in 10 days like they did in Europe, and how much better touring got once they switched from a bus to a van. Tony and Jesse talked about the skaters who always pick bad music to skate too, how touring becomes a lot like Ground Hog Day in the way that it seems like you are living the same day over and over again, and who had the most classic skate video segments. Tony discussed why his younger kids are into skating gimmicks like sparks shooting off their boards and how they once got Tom Green to skate on the ramp during their show and he slammed really hardcore. • She Wants Revenge - "Out of Control" • Eric B. & Rakim - "Juice (Know the Ledge)" • Toy Dolls - "She Goes to Finos" • Depeche Mode - "Never Let Me Down Again" • Placebo - "Running Up That Hill" • Mammas & The Papas - "California Dreamin'" 1/02/07 - The guys are back in '07 and everyone talks about what they did on New Year's Eve... turns out that Ellis is the only one who actually did anything festive, and partied in Vegas. Tony told a story about lending his house in the mountains to Mike V. for the holiday and how when Mike went to leave his place in the LBC, he found that the rims on his car had been stolen and replaced with milk cartons.Ê When Mike finally got up to Hawk's place in the mountains, a pipe had busted and the downstairs was near flooded.Ê Hawk later talked about getting a Japanese toilet for Christmas and the benefits of "being cleaned" by a stream of water over old-fashioned toilet paper. Hawk got his wife 300 pairs of new socks so she could always wear brand new socks; it's sort of her thing. Jesse's put in charge of choosing the music for the show and ended up playing a song by an Amsterdam band named Mew. Once it was done, Ellis scoffed that it was "unlistenably gay."Ê The next 15 minutes were spent taking calls from haters who feel the same way Ellis does. Finally, Hawk talked about working with Lance Armstrong on an upcoming project that he'll reveal more about next week... • NTenacious D - "Lee" • Mew - "The Zookeeper's Boy" • Drive Like Jehu - "Golden Brown" • Girls Against Boys - "Kill The Sexplayer" • Archers of Loaf - "Plumb Line" • Millencollin - "No Cigar" 12/26/06 - The Demolition Radio crew wished everyone a happy holiday, Tony discussed his son's obsession with moto, and Ellis goofed on Jesse for being too much of an "emo fag" to be able to ride moto. Jesse countered by claiming Ellis got a lap dance from a dude at a nasty strip club where the girls finish the guys off, Tony explained what the phrase "refined punk" actually meant, and the guys had fart wars because they were in different studios. Next the crew talked about their weirdest callers, Tony explained why he is never stalked by paparazzi, and Ellis plugged his show on Spike TV that kicks off on January 4th at midnight. Tony talked about how many video games he has sold in his career, Jesse told a story about one of his buddies getting scammed with credit card fraud, and then Tony announced his rollercoaster was going to be called "The Big Spin" and would be coming out in 2007. • New Model Army - "Vagabonds" • Tom Waits - "Day After Tomorrow" • Stiff Little Fingers - "White Christmas" • Sex Pistols - "Holiday in the Sun" • Joe Strummer - "Get Down Moses" • Cockney Rejects - "Police Car" • Tenacious D - "The Metal" • Clay Aiken - "Silent Night" 12/19/06 - Hawk and special guest, pro-snowboarder Todd Richards kicked off the show talking about the indoor wave pool they surfed in Japan, and how afterwards there was a G.Love show that everyone went to.Ê Jesse wondered whether that was "an awesome" or "not awesome" thing to go to a G. Love show.ÊEllis showed up late and commented on how good Hawk's jeep was looking. Tony went on to explain how DUB pimped it out and put him on the cover of an upcoming issue of DUB magazine. Ellis gets upset when Jesse asked if they pimped it out for free, because not only did they probably do it for free, but because Hawk could've afforded it anyway. Later, Tony tells a story about having to siphon gas out of wife's gas tank with a straw in order to get his son's dirt bike to run. The straw ends up getting stuck in the gas tank and they end up having to take his wife's entire car apart to get it out. No one could understand how Hawk could pull such a bonehead move, including himself. • Bloc Party - "The Prayer" • Cold War Kids - "Hang Me Up To Dry" • Sparta - "Taking Back Control" • Mars Volta - "Vermicide" • The Dickies - "Silent Night" 12/12/06 - BMX-er Rooftop Mike sat in with Hawk today.Ê Ellis politely kicked things off by telling Rooftop that he looks like everyone else in Hollywood trying to be an actor but who's really a waiter. ÊÊTony went on to talk about being a guest on Ellis' new Spike TV show, and upon showing up to the taping, was told that Ellis was in back playing Tazer Tag.Ê Ellis explained that he'd been electrocuted about 14 times during the game...Ê Tony mentioned his videogame Project 8 winning a Spike Award for "Best Individual Sports Game" and how he normally gets beat out by Madden.Ê Ellis said that the category this year must've been "Best Videogame Starting With The Word 'Tony' " Later, Tony & Rooftop Mike described just how shitty going to Europe was to promote the Gumball Rally movie and how the head producer didn't really know what he was doing.Ê Things like asking them to wear Gumball Rally clothing instead of their sponsors and doing demos at London landmarks where it was impossible to skate or bike. Ellis then went on to tell everyone that he saw the global warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" on a plane, and started to pressure Tony into using his name and notoriety to save the world.Ê Rooftop agreed that anyone who has their own rollercoaster should absolutely be able to save the world. Ellis said that he'd also seen a 60 Minutes special on Tony in Australia, and that Tony Alva, the pro-skater, actually ends up dissing Hawk in an interview. Hawk got bummed out, saying that he just did an interview on Tony Alva and he'd said all these great things about him. Finally, Todd Richards, pro-snowboarder, called in and Ellis asked him if he could do a plug for Todd's snowboard company - which he completely fucks up. • Shiny Toy Guns - "Le Disko" • The Decemberists - "O, Valencia!" • Eminem - "Shake That" • Tenacious D - "Kickapoo" 12/5/06 - Show kicked off with Tony Hawk kicking it with Jesse Fritch who was feeling old because it was just his birthday. Tony said no matter how many birthday's Jesse had he would never catch up with Tony. The guys had a great skate session and were all stoked on all the cool tricks they did earlier today. Tony said he just got back from London where he watched the Gumball Rally movie and reviewed the flick, Tony said it was cool but there was way too much driving. Tony said Bam was in London with him complaining about how his car got fucked up in the Gumball Rally. Bam got total revenge on the dude who fucked up his car by smashing the windows out and throwing paint on his car. While watching the movie Bam got mad all over again and wound up freaking out and storming out of the place. Tony talked about winning an award called the "impact award" but not knowing what it was for exactly. Jesse decided he needed to win an award for best satellite radio sidekick. The guys took calls from a kid who got fucked up skating and gave him advice to get better quicker. Tony said listen to the doctor and then cut the heal time in half. The guys talked about the ramp at the x-games and some of the falls they took off of it. The guys said Bob Burnquist is doing sick jumps off his mega ramp because he's got a ramp of his own in his backyard. A kid called up who loved Tony's video games and was blown away that he was getting a chance to talk to Tony. The guys goofed on European techno and European hygiene. Jesse said he was going to Hawaii next week with some chick he was seeing. Jesse was pumped to go to Hawaii but was scared to hit the waves because you can both drown and get eaten by sharks. Jesse hated on U2's Bono for being too into causes, he then grilled Tony about liking Bono's sun glasses, and then a skater called in and asked how to stop snapping his boards. The guys then answered some angry phoners about dudes who were pissed about the music they were playing and discussed the new Thom Yorke album. • Outkast - "Morris Brown" • The Vandals - "Euro Barge" • Green Day & U2 - "The Saints are Coming" • Thom Yorke - "Analyse" • Frank Black - "Sunday Sunny Mill Valley Groove Day" • Beck - "I think I'm in love" 11/21/06 - Today's show was just Tony Hawk and Jesse Fritch hanging out talking about Jesse's poker addiction, how Tony had to go do the American Music Awards and why he would not present an award with Ashlee Simpson, and how hard it is to get the Playstation 3 or the Nintendo Wee. Tony said he was out of town for the Tenacious D movie premiere so he gave his passes to Shaun White but Shaun wouldn't go without Tony because they both love the "D" too much. Tony said he got ripped off online buying a Nintendo Wee on E-Bay for over $600 dollars, Jesse talked about being on Jason Ellis' television show and witnessing a dude wear a diaper full of honey, the guys agreed that was totally hardcore. The guys got a ton of e-mails from their "guilty pleasures" show, Tony talked about taking his oldest son to the Borat movie and how hardcore it was, and they also talked about the new +44 record and how Travis is playing with his feet just like the Def Lepard drummer because he has a broken arm right now. Tony talked about doing some promotional stuff for his new video game Project 8 and then he broke up a big fight between his 2 younger kids live on the air. All this plus music picked by Tony and Jesse on this week's Demolition Radio. • Tenacious D - "The Metal" • Snowden - "Anti Anti" • Cursive - "Big Bang" • Cromags - "We Gotta Know" • Eagles of Death Metal - "Suck in the Metal with You" • Black Keys - "Your Touch" • Clipse - "Mr. Me Too" • Wall of Voodoo - "Red Light" 11/14/06 - This week's show was the second installment of the "Guilty Pleasures" Show. The gang did this last year, and it basically goes like this; everyone picks songs that you wouldn't think they like, most of them would even be considered rather gay, and then they break down why they like them and take phoners from people who either love or hate the tracks. Tonight's guilty pleasure songs were the following list. • Ani Difranco - "Superhero" • Linkin Park - "Somewhere I Belong" • Fergie - "Fergilcious" • Bon Jovi - "Runaway" • Aimee Man - "One" • Foreigner - "Jukebox Hero" • Justin Timberlake - "Like I Love You" • Madonna - "Holiday" • Counting Crows - "Round Here" • Don Henley - "Boys of Summer" • OMC - "How Bizarre" • Soft Cell - "Sex Dwarf" • Erasure - "Who Needs Love Like That" • Dixie Chicks - "Landslide" • Queen - "We are the Champions" • LL Cool J - "Going back to Cali" • Milli Vanilli - "Girl You Know It" • Marky Mark - "Good Vibration" • Pop Will Eat Itself - "Can U Dig It?" • Chacaron - "Macarron- La Yanta" • Combichrist - "Enjoy the Abuse" • Bell Biv DeVoe - "Poison" • Men at Work - "Down Under" 10/31/06 - Tony and Jesse came to you from their California studios for a special Halloween show. Sadly Jason Ellis didn't make it because his daughter cut her lip and she was at the hospital taking after her old man, who loves to go to the hospital. The guys discussed the various costumes they dressed up in back in the day. Tony admitted he used to go as a skater before skating was popular and he was once a killer R2D2, but it ended poorly when his outfit got destroyed by some punk older kids. Jesse urged Tony to dress up and go out with the crew tonight but Mr. Hawk was not feeling it and just wanted to chill at home. Jesse talked about a kid he grew up with who had health concerned parents who wouldn't let him take candy at which must have sucked. The guys fought over whether the Fresh Prince song Nightmare on my Street was a hit or not. Tony talked about his Japan trip and how he busted out some indoor snowboarding while he was there in a super small warehouse. He said he surfed, snowboarded, skated, and hit a massive wave pool all in the span of 24 hours. A girl who saw Tony skate at the LG event called in to talk about how great Tony's demo was. Tony said he and his wife ordered room service 6 times in a 2 day period to get through it. The guys talked about how Matt Hoffman knocked his head on the first run and was totally out of it for the rest of the day, then they said Kevin Robinson slammed and popped his shoulder out on the landing but walked it off. Then the guys told the story of the night and explained how Matt Hoffman ruptured his scrotum with the metal springs in the seat of his bike on a hard landing. Tony said he was going to be in NYC next week to go do some press for Project 8 but because he was going to be out of town he has to miss the Tenacious D movie premiere that he was invited to. Jesse decided he was going to be Slash for Halloween but he had to borrow Bucky Lasek's leather pants and Bucky always rocks those pants with no underwear. Tony took a call about his new rollercoaster, he said he was having name issues, he wants to call it the Huck Jammer while they want to call it The 900. Matt Hoffman called in to talk about his recent ball sack injury. Hoffman said he was a super endowed batman for Halloween because his nuts were bandaged up. All this plus music picked by Tony Hawk on this week's Demolition Radio. • Heavens - "Counting" • DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince - "Nightmare on My Street" • Misfits - "Halloween" • Tenacious D - "Pod" • Beck - "Strange Apparition" • Killing Joke - "80's" • Stiff Little Fingers - "Tin Soldiers" 10/17/06 - This week it was Tony Hawk and Rooftop in the LA studios joined by Jesse Fritch and Kevin Staab who were down at the San Diego facilities. Tony said he's been living in LA the last two days and it was scary to report it was starting to feel like home. He said he was going to see Rancid tomorrow night, that he had done Tom Green's internet show last night, and he goofed on crashing a Glamour Magazine party that was thrown in the hotel he was staying at. Jason Ellis was out today because he was shooting his new television show which got Rooftop talking about how Kit Kope got injured on Ellis's show the other day and was screaming like a girl when a bungee cord snapped and caught him in the ass. Tony said he was going to Japan on Monday to film some television show and then he was on his way to Dallas to do a big demo. Tony claimed that the band Yellowcard was rehearsing in the Swing House studios and they had some jacked out cars which angered Jesse because he hates their songs and their lame style. Tony talked about how they drained his pool because there was a crack in it and they have been skating it since. Tony said he put up some sick pixs of them hitting the pool on his myspace.com account. A caller called in and asked Tony if he was married again and Tony said he had been married twice and then some. Jesse said he sent a show description from last week's show to his father, if you remember that was the show where Jesse's brother admitted he got head from some Mexican transsexual. Ellis called in to say he wasn't Tony's friend now that he has a television show. Tony told Ellis he hung with Sean Penn and his wife last night and Ellis had to admit Tony's life was still way better than his even though he now has a radio show and a TV show. Tony promised if he could name cars in his rollercoaster he was going to name one of them Ellis. The guys clowned on Kevin Staab for having a lame car; Tony talked about how sick Tom Green's internet show is and how his living room has multiple cameras and how he has bands on every Friday night. Tony talked about how Tom Green recently broke his leg jumping a hard hat on a skateboard. Next Tony answered some e-mails and spoke about a Gumball 3000 movie. He said the premiere of the movie is November 30th in London, and they are hiring a symphony to come and score the movie live which everyone agreed was a waste of money. A fat girl called in and asked for a thick board for her to ride, another dude called in and tried to diss Rancid but Tony shut him down saying you can't diss the band that played my wedding, and the guys listened to music picked by Kevin Staab. Tony said he would be in Japan next week so the show would be a re-run but he encouraged people to call in at 877-Hey-Hawk and leave some funny voicemails. • Firehouse - "Flyin' the Flannel" • The Cult - "Dream Time" • The Cure - "The Forest" • The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat" • Dramarama - "Anything, Anything (I'll Give You)" 10/10/06 - Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, Jesse Fritch, and his little brother Jaime came to you this week from their California studios. They kicked off the show talking about how many chicks Jesse's brother gets, how Tony Hawk just got back from the desert where he was shooting some footage, and Jason Ellis continued to clown on Shaun White for his looks. Tony talked about how hardcore it was to skate in the desert with all the wind and sand in your face the entire time and how the wind could push you too far over the gap. Tony talked about how nobody was going for the gap to quarter pipe run out in the desert, Jason Ellis talked about how some people's pain is his pleasure, and Jesse's brother told a story about getting a hummer from a transsexual. The entire story went down in Mexico when Jaime was 20 years old and how long it took him to get over what actually happened. Next we found out that Tony Hawk has his own rollercoaster coming out in Six Flags Great Adventure Parks and it will be called the Huck Jammer. The guys took some lame calls, Ellis talked about riding a little Moto recently, and we found out it was Jason's birthday but no one brought him a present. Jason admitted his is 35 years old, but his chick is only 24 and still loves to bang him. Jesse's brother Jaime talked about how he was fat and short when he was younger but that gave him good karma later in life. Jesse told a story about how he's watched his brother fart on girls and later hook up with them, we found out Jesse's band Operatic is officially broken up, and we learned that Jesse had his brother living in the backyard in a tent for a while. Tony told a great story about seeing the Pixies when they got together, how huge Kim Deal got, and how Joan Jett has kept it together for a older rocker chick. The guys took a phone call from someone who was out in the desert with Tony Hawk, Tony talked about getting sand and dust in his mouth after one major bail, and how he was going to post some desert pics on his myspace.com for everyone soon. Jason said he was going to sign back up for myspace.com but not be friends with anyone, Hawk talked about some crazy myspace.com drama that lead to a murder, and Jesse said myspace.com always leads to drama in relationships. Jason Ellis talked about the rollercoaster he would make if he could get his own rollercoaster like Tony Hawk, it would be called "Cookie Mountain" and would be more of a ride for Ellis than anyone else. Jesse's brother ended the show with a special story just for his brother, the bottom line is a girl that Jesse thought he got out of the blue was a Craig's List hooker, she charged $700 an hour and was worth the cash. Ellis talked about why he has two birthdays, an Australian one and an American one and how his mother was a dingo. All this plus music picked by Jesse Fritch on this week's Demolition Radio with Tony Hawk. • Desaparecidos - "Manana" • Jawbreaker - "Sluttering" • Sonic Youth - "Catholic Block" • Agent Orange - "Blood Stains" • At The drive In - "Enfilade" 10/03/06 - Tony Hawk kicked off the show angry today and took the mood of the show down. He talked about coming off a two week secret skateboard tour and coming back into a whirlwind of chaos. Jason Ellis said he is now on steroids to beat a blood infection. Ellis said the steroids he is taking seem to be making him horny and able to be ready for sex right after he has finished it. Jason gave Tony props for giving it his all on the tour, he said he was killing it in the bowl and doing a lot better than some of the other skaters. Tony talked about all the dudes he was on tour with, hanging with Rooftop, Bam, and some hardcore new kids he referred to as "the groms". Tony talked about how they went all over America on a crazy hectic schedule with 4am flights every time they had to fly. Hawk said Bam started rusty because he has been out on a press tour for Jackass 2 and wasn't that practiced but after two days Bam found his groove and nailed a bunch of killer tricks on film. Ellis gave Hawk mad props for how well he skated and much much everyone else was sucking. Hawk said he's not a pretty street skater but if he makes it he's stoked. Ellis said he warmed up the crowd for Hawk and there were like 8,000 to 10,000 people there. Tony said he had pixs of the crowd up at TonyHawk.com or if you went over to his myspace.com account. Ellis announced he had a new sponsor called Xyience and told Monster Energy Drink to fuck off. Ellis said he was hurt and really into spanking it a lot lately and then he talked about how fat dudes can just work out their arms and shoulders and it's like a boob job for a fat chick. The guys talked about why Tony didn't do a stunt in Jackass 2, Jason Ellis told Hawk to tell Steve O he is down with him because Steve O got it in his head that Ellis hates Hawk. A caller called in to talk about how the steroids Ellis was on aren't making him hornier, it's something else. Jason Ellis tried to give some musical trivia all about Eric Clapton, Tony said he is going out to the desert tomorrow to do a big photoshoot and that Shaun White was going to be there. Ellis complained that there are bitches everywhere that want to do him, he said he doesn't even look at chicks anymore because then he wins. Jesse reported his band is over and Ellis reported his band is playing live on his show tomorrow night and his band is called Payback. The guys asked Hawk to admit he was the richest skater and then asked him who is richer Bam or Hawk. Tony said a lot of people think he is richer than he is because they count how much money his videogames make but he doesn't take all that money for himself. The guys said bitches want to do famous people and then Jason Ellis compared Shaun White to Rocky from the movie Mask. Tony said he realizes he isn't a looker and the guys said at least Tony looks like George Burns from the Simpsons and not Rocky from Mask. A caller called in to talk about how he blows chicks off just like Jason Ellis does, Ellis said that stories about pooping in your pants are always funny, and Ryan Sheckler called in to talk about his new nickname "Richie Rich" and how he likes to take planes from LA to Orange County so he doesn't have to be in traffic. • Wolfmother - "White Unicorn" • TV on the Radio - "Wolf Like Me" • Murder City Devils - "That's What Your Get" • The Clash - "Complete Control" • Angelic Upstarts - "Murder of Little Towers" 9/19/06 - Tony Hawk came to you this week with co-host Jesse Fritch. Jason Ellis was out in Vegas getting tattooed so they kicked it in the studio and talked about the upcoming Secret Skateboard Tour and how Jesse is finally skating again. Tony talked about trying to get Shaun White on the tour and how hard it is to book that kid now that he is a superstar and on the cover of Rolling Stone. Tony straight up called Shaun out on the radio and told him he was going to buy him a plane ticket and make him come out on the tour. Jesse talked about how many fat girls have talked to him on Myspace and look good in pictures but then show up to the gig and the photos don't match. Jesse threatened to take over for Shaun White on the tour; he figured a guy in a back girdle is just as good as an Olympic champion. Tony talked about hanging with Lance Armstrong and visiting a hospital some sick kids, he said Lance is a super cool guy who swears a lot and is really funny in real life. Next Hawk talked about going to a Nitzer Ebb show and how cool it was to see them play again. The guys hated on modern reggae and 311, than they played "The Hater Song" from out of Tony's I-Pod which featured several pro-skaters playing an original song for all the haters out there. Jesse said his rollerblading footage made Fuel TV and he was pissed off about it. So to get back at Bucky Lasek for giving the footage to Fuel TV he played an acapella version of Bucky singing "The Hater Song" that sounded like a cross between Fine Young Cannibals and Tracy Chapman. Tony than played some other gems off his I-Pod of his son Spencer singing while he laid down a track on garage band. They answered a bunch of e-mails, talked about a love of hip hop, and the excitement surrounding Jackass 2. • Say Anything - "The Writhing South" • Nitzer Ebb - "Getting Closer" • Lil' Wayne - "Shooter" • Trick Daddy - "Nann" 9/05/06 - Demolition Radio with Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritsch and Jason Ellis live from Vista. Tony talked about the VMA's and how he wasn't invited to which Ellis responded that everyone at the VMAs can suck a donkey's ass. They recapped the best and worst parts of the show, picked on Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, LL Cool J and 50 Cent a little bit and Ellis said that Pink, Snoop Dogg, The Jackass dudes and Shaun White are the only people that deserve to be on television and everyone else can shove it up their ass. The Lordz dropped by the NY studios to be on the show. They talked about their mutual friend Tim Armstrong from Rancid who played at Tony's wedding and made a guest appearance on their song "Outlaw." They talked about growing up in Brooklyn with no skate parks, starting out as graffiti writers and how they used to ride their skateboards and sell crack. They also talked about a guest appearance Everlast did on the new album and a new project he's working on with Danny Boy and Lethal called La Coka Nostra. Afterwards Tony, Jason and Jesse talked about "The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin's untimely death after being stabbed through the heart by a poisonous stingray barb. Ellis gave props to his fallen Aussie comrade and vowed to hold it down alongside Russell Crowe and Mick Dundee, representing for Australia. Tony talked about a video of some recent footage he edited that wound up on the Myspace home page as the featured video which flooded his account with over 2,000 new friend requests and hundreds of messages. They took a few calls from people talking about banging fat chicks, Project 8, fat chicks, video gaming vs. your kids and fat chicks. Tony told a great story about Liam Lynch who has several cats and looked into having his favorite cat "Frankie" cloned and found a place called Genetic Savings and Clone that would do it. The next week "Frankie" got run over so he kept him on ice in his refrigerator and with a sample from the dead cells they were able to produce two successful pregnancies. Crazy. • The Lordz feat. Everlast - "The Brooklyn Way" • The Lordz - "People Who Died" • Pantera - "Fucking Hostile" • Wolfmother - "Joker & the Thief" • Slayer - "South of Heaven" 8/29/06 - Tony Hawk live from Faction West in Hollywood this week while Jason Ellis and Jesse Fritsch held it down in Vista. Special Guest Liam Lynch was stuck in traffic. Jesse and Jason argued over an attempt to record a song together but Jesse was messing up. Tony talked about his visit to LA to shoot for FUEL TV while Ellis said he heard Hawk was talking shit on Ferrall's show the other night on Howard 101. They asked Ellis about his new show on Spike TV and he said the pilot is going to air sometime in November. Tony talked about an apparent fued between Trent Reznor and Axl Rose and how the two bumped into each other in LA and went out of their way to ignore each other for the evening. Ellis talked about how he got choked out on Bubba the Love Sponge's show over the weekend by Matt Hughes to the point that he could hear no blood coming to his brain. Liam Lynch managed to beat the LA traffic (but not by much) and talked about how he just got lectured by a cop for crazy driving on his way over. Liam told a story about the Tenacious D movie and how his entire crew got choked out on the set by this old school choke out dude. They talked about the nightmare drive scene in LA. Liam said he would move in a heartbeat but he can't leave town because he needs to work. Tony talked to Liam about the new Tenacious D movie and the hardcore R rating it's going to get. Liam explained how you can't use bleeps or mouthed swears in trailers and said he has been working on getting this movie made for 4 years. Liam explained how the studio films the crowd watching the movie and then gives you more feedback for the film. He talked about filming this sick chase scene at 110 mph in a stunt car. Ellis reported that he went live from a chick's ass the other night with a telephone up the butt. Tony talked about his new game Project 8 which is out in November and offered to swap his new game for a free screening of the new Tenacious D movie. Liam talked about the movie he did with Sara Silverman called Jesus is Magic and said it just came out on DVD and is super offensive. Liam described Sara as a super hot chick and a super cool dude all at the same time. Liam talked about some of the podcasts he has been doing and how they are all a reaction to "the man" who has been breathing down his neck like crazy. He also talked about hanging with a real cool guy named Ringo Star while Tony talked about the night he kicked it with George Harrison's kid over at their house for some dinner. Ellis got a phone call from some girl's ass and said he has permission to have a 10 some once he is famous. They took some calls, read a few e-mails and kicked out the jams. • Rancid - "Hold On" • Tenacious D - "Explesivo" • Fugazi - "Margin Walker" • Liam Lynch - "Gimmie a Ride" 8/22/06 - Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, Jesse Fritsch and their special guest "The Fuck You Dude" came to you this week from Vista. Jesse was happy to announce that he has 3 more weeks of healing before he can start skating again. Ellis and Jesse said they are getting ready to start recording songs that will be played on the show but would give no other details about their new band. Tony talked about the Christian Hosoi movie which he said was pretty long and involved but left something to be desired. Ellis talked about Bob Burnquist who is teaching him to be more conscious about his health, the location of his cell phone and world politics. They took a call from a listener who heard Ellis on Bubba's show and how wild his stories were for example the time he woke up in Vegas with "Back Flip Bitch" tattooed on his arm and his butt hole hurt from getting kicked in it. Jesse said he heard Ellis trashed street skating on Bubba's show to which Ellis justified his opinions. Hawk talked about his new video game which will feature Jason Lee which made Ellis super angry. Tony talked about his demo and tour schedule next year and the worst bails he ever suffered. Ellis talked about how he once busted up his elbow so bad it was sticking out the back of his arm and Jesse talked about how he was dragging from a car and split open his face and got road rash all over his body. Tony talked about how hard it is to watch your own slams while you are still hurt, Ellis said the worst part is the volume of the slam and listening to your bones snap, Jesse said he watched Matt Hoffman get knocked out and woke up not knowing who he was. We got an update from the FU Dude about why he was in town, took a phone call from a young Tony Hawk fan, and Ellis hated on K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards. They told some jail stories as well after a guy called in who had just been in jail for 42 days for possession of Marijuana. Ellis talked about how he spent 3 days in jail when he first came to the US for a DWI and couldn't make bail because he wasn't a citizen. He also told a great story about how he got arrested in Australia for stealing a girl's bike to try to get out of a rain storm. All this plus some classic Jane's Addiction, Ministry and a little Ice T because the guys love CSI. • Ministry - "Stigmata" • Jane's Addiction - "Pigs in Zen" • Ice T - "Colors" • The Diffs - "Super Celebrity" • Time Zone - "World Destruction" 8/15/06 - Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis and Jesse Fritsch together for the 100th Demolition Radio show on Faction. A special congratulations wish from Samuel L. Jackson kicked off the show. Jason and Jesse talked about not even their back and hip injuries could keep them on the sidelines for the 100th show. No one could believe that after 100 episodes they are not all filthy rich yet. They took calls from fans wishing them a happy 100th show and a guy who called for some advice about hooking up with lesbians. He wanted to know whether it is considered cheating if you hang out in a room full of lesbians while they put on a show for you. Tony talked about a recent trip to Las Vegas to hang with Tom Green who got drunk and performed at 2am for a Stuff Magazine party and rapped for a crowd of 40 people. Ellis talked about how he is going to have Pink on his show to jam him with a dildo because she needs to get revenge on him for talking to her husband about doing anal on her. Hawk was horrified by the idea and said he would have nothing to do with any of that bit going down. He did talk about how he got a scratch on the ramp, had an allergic reaction, broke out in hives and took medication that made him loopy. He told a funny story about trying to take care of his kids while being high on the allergy medication. Ellis talked about dealing with his hip which is like he has a 3rd ass cheek because it's so jacked out and how he has to get an MRI soon to decide what to do. Tony talked about how long it took him to heal when he had a busted pelvis while Ellis commented on how all the Moto guys at the X-Games were jacked out by the end of the contest. They discussed the development of Moto as a sport and how hardcore all the tricks have become. Jesse talked about how Operatic might be breaking up and how one of his band members is out on tour with another band. Ellis decided they should be in a band together and promote themselves on all their various radio programs. They even figured they could get Tony on some allergy medication and he could play some experimental violin. They thanked everyone for all the support and wrapped up the 100th show with one of Tony's favorite bands Muse. • The Diabollocks - "On the Brink" • Eminem - "Business" • X - "Blue Spark" • Soundgarden - "Loud Love" • Nihilist - "Call Down the Thunder" • Muse - "Assassin" 8/08/06 - A Post X-Games wrap up was the theme for this week's Demolition Radio show with Tony Hawk, Jesse Fritsch and Jason Ellis. Ellis was forced to admit Shaun White is an amazing skater who didn't have a solid run during the competition. Tony talked about watching the skaters from the half pipe and how they didn't quite live up to the Moto guys this year. They defended Shaun White for not nailing 1080's and talked about what a mellow dude he is. Ellis said he is the biggest hater on the planet and Shaun White is good for the sport. Mike V did a surprise call in and talked about how he was told to move by X-Games authorities because Shaun White was coming backstage and was going to stand where he was standing. Mike V told Shaun's people not only would he not move but he was going to slap the shit out of him when he came backstage. They talked about some hard Moto slams they watched, upcoming demos they have planned, and Sal Masekela who they say is solid at announcing. Tony talked about how he and his wife were on VH1 talking about celebrity weddings and how much his wife Lhotse hates being on TV. Ellis hated on the entire world for him not qualifying at X-Games plus a little extra hatred towards roller bladders and 311. Tony interjected that Ellis's life wasn't all bad since he just got himself a show on Spike TV. Someone called in to defend 311 and Ellis started screaming at them and yelling about how 311 uses tambourines and are total fags for that and more. Tony had his nephew in who was doing a crazy scavenger hunt that included lots of gay stuff like blumpkins and penis pics in hotdog rolls with condiments. Later Tony's nephew's mother called in to talk to her son about all the weird stuff he was doing on this scavenger hunt. A caller phoned in to tell Ellis he was the funniest guy on satellite radio and to keep his head up. • The Sounds - "Song with a Mission" • Helmet - "Unsung" • Peter & the Test Tube Babies - "Blown Out Again" • | |||||