4/21/08 Bam kicked off the show with Novak and was talking about how he is planning on kicking Missy out of the house. Bam talked about how Missy brings his vibe down and Novak is like a gypsy who brings his mood up. Bam said he hates when Missy smokes weed but Chad chilled the situation out by making Bam play some music. Next the guys came back and talked about how Novak shoved a dead reindeer penis up his butt, Novak talked about blowing some statues while in Finland, and then Novak talked about eating a dead reindeer eye. Jesse Margera came in to argue with Bam over the drive home, Chad talked about pissing on GG Allin's grave out of respect, and the guys shared their favorite GG stories. Novak talked about licking Bam and Jesse's butts while wasted in Finland, Bam said Chad and CKY have to open the bar in a month, and Novak talked about having internet sex last night with a fan. Bam took a phone call where a dude told him spitting on someone was "simple assault" and you can get into a lot of trouble for doing that, then the guys got into a discussion about what is legal vs. illegal, and the guys played audio of Bam giving Novak a tattoo while wasted in Finland. Chad got into a big discussion about death and how it wasn't such a bad thing, Bam talked about what really went down with Jessica Simpson, and the guys talked about what is happening with CKY. 4/07/08 Bam came to you with a packed house including Novak dressed like an elf, Jimmy Pop, Missy, Shitbirds, Chad from CKY, Novak's chick, Fanna, Joe Franz and about 100 other people. The guys said they had a crazy day of filming and then talked about Novak's new $400 car that got freshly tagged by Bam. Bam said they dropped a tree on Novak's car and now Novak's car is totally destroyed. Next up Jimmy Pop talked about spitting on Novak's butt hole while he wore an elf costume, how Bam's mother hates Novak, and how Novak can take public shits everywhere because he has no morals of any sort. Mark The Bagger came in the studio, talked about being mad at chicks, and then had a dick off with Franz and won the dick off because Mark is packing such heat. Mark the Bagger thought Santa came from The North Pole and Bam said he is from Finland; Bam said if he was wrong Mark could take Missy out on a date. Missy talked about Franz being so drunk that he wound up in a bed and was sleeping with Bam and Missy. Shitbirds girl got clowned on for dressing like a deer on Halloween, he talked about the weird excuses he would come up with not to bang her, and Shitbirds got all pissed about getting his balls busted. Novak got all shocked when he found out both Missy and Chad Ginsburg were Jewish, The Bagger accused Novak of being a gay dude, and a caller phoned in and talked about his girlfriend getting fat after he started dating her. The guys talked about Bam's new deal with Paramount Studios that allows him to do cool movies and waking up Novak in a horrible manner. Chad said he was going to be recording more songs by The Moxy soon; the gang got The Bagger to sing the classic hit from Shitbirds called "Jackin Off At Full Speed While Crying". There was a big announcement about Novak's new book and they talked about the delay in Minghags getting out. 3/31/08 Today's show was kicked off by the Faction CEO Will Pendarvis who announced tonight's show was very special because it would feature Kat Von D's first interview with her new boyfriend Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue, plus later in the show Steve O would be interviewed from the hospital by Bam. Bam kicked off the interview with Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx by talking about how he finally finished his left sleeve of tattoos, Nikki talked about his new band Sixx AM and how good it is doing on the charts, and Bam talked about why he loves bands who do heroin, speed, or are fall down drunks. Bam talked about the stigma attached to tattoos, Nikki shared some crazy stories about Andy McCoy of Hanoi Rocks, and Bam and Kat figured out where and when they met which was at The Rainbow on Sunset blvd. Nikki talked about the music that influenced Motley Crue, Bam talked about going to Finland to find Santa in a movie, and the guys said they would all get together soon to party. Next Jonny Knoxville and Bam visited Steve O in rehab and talked about how Steve O is feeling. Steve O talked about making a list of the things he does while he is on drugs that he hates, how he got evicted out of one of the 4 apartments he currently has in the same building, and what lead to him winding up in the loony bin. Steve O talked about how he is in rehab voluntarily and how he is digging it, Bam talked about almost going to rehab and not making it after he talked to Brett Michaels, and the gang talked about some of the recent stunts that have been going down on www.jackassworld.com. • Motley Crue - Wild Side • Sixx AM - Pray for Me • The Moxy - Step Up 3/24/08 Bam talked about being home from a skate competition where he saw some crazy fights, did some skating, and Bam got into a fight with a hater. Bam talked about dropping off a 16 foot lip by the airport and eating major shit, getting in trouble for trying to bring an orange on his flight, and then he talked about some of the good skaters at the contest he recently attended. Bam talked about how he is convinced that the airport workers like making unnecessary problems because they are bored and mean, next Bam got his buddy Mark The Bagger in studio to talk about his upcoming movie MInghags, sports, and the new documentary that is being made about Mark the Bagger's life. Next Mark the Bagger said Missy's sister called him the other day and said she was horny, Mark said he wound up having some phone sex with her, and Bam talked about his bar opening and a movie he is going to be in called Dude, Where the Fuck is Santa? Mark talked about being on Howard Stern, being mad at Jimmy Pop from The Bloodhound Gang for saying too much gay shit on Stern, and Mark started breaking Novak's balls over his drug use. Novak called in to say he got punched in the face for his ten speed up in Baltimore and chased the dude who stole his shit. Novak told a story about doing a demo back in the day high on smack and puking all over the ramp; Bam goofed on the band Hinder's song Lips of an Angel, and the Bagger sang some Journey live in studio. After the Bagger did some singing the guys opened the phone lines for calls for Mark and Bam. • Baby Shambles - Suffers Nation • HIM - Again • Missing Persons - Walking in LA 3/17/08 Bam kicked off the show with his uncle and cousin Big and Little Kevin, Kevin just got out of jail for beating a dude up 2 years ago, and we got a glimpse into the wild world of Bam's family. The guys discussed how they were doing a show on St Patrick's Day, how Novak seems sober recently, and how Kevin could pretty much kick everyone's ass in the room in one shot. Little Kevin talked about getting into a fight getting out of the showers in prison, Big Kevin talked about getting kicked out of the Army, and Bam talked about throwing Novak in the river on a kayak to become manager of Bam's new bar. Novak got mad at his girlfriend for not bringing him towels, Bam said he was going to make Novak do a NJ Turnpike which is mopping the floor and squeezing it into a shot glass and drinking it, and Bam tried to convince Missy he needed Novak to be around because he is amusing. Novak tried to explain how he lost Bum's $12,000 watch and after Bam stopped believing the story they took a phone call from a 15 year old girl who wants to go to college in West Chester to hang with the crew. Bam called Phil who recently won a boxing match and is getting ready to fight the gay dude from the TV show Sopranos, Buddy Bill explained how he went to jail over parking tickets, and Bam talked about how consistent his skating has been recently because he built an indoor park on his property. • Iggy and the Stooges - Search and Destroy • Tiger Army - Forever Fades Away • Turbonegro - Suburban Princess Death Song • Plasmatics - Master Plan 3/10/08 Novak signed on today talking about how there is a warrant for his arrest in Dallas for taking a dump in the middle of the street. Bam talked about what lead to Novak taking a dump in the street on tour with CKY, how Kat Von D is dating Nicki Sixx from Motley Crue, and why Bam started smoking at 27. Bam's brother Jesse said he was a poseur smoker, Bam forgot to introduce his wife on the radio, and Novak and Shitgoose broke each other's balls for a while. Bam busted out all the lyrics of a crazy Dico rap, Chad claimed credit for the beats in the song, and Bam said the only way he learned the song is because he had to edit the video. Shitbirds came in crazy hung-over and talked about how he is going back to work to work at a bottle factory. The guys shared crazy getting drunk on Johnny Walker stories, Bam said he once woke up in a strange country because he got so wasted, and Novak talked about doing way more drugs than Heath Ledger.  Novak said his book "Dreamseller" will be out this year, Bam talked about his taxes and having Phil do them for him, and explained how he wound up at a gay bar in Albany. Bam's mother April called in to yell at Bam for talking about taxes and have Bam pat Novak down for drugs. Next April talked about how Phil is going to be doing a celebrity boxing match against the gay dude from the Sopranos leading Phil to get on the phone and talk about his training. The guys tried to get Phil amped for the fight, Bam demanded front row seats to the show, and Phil showed off his patented growl and scream psych out combo. Bam hated on Nickelback for writing the song "Rock Star" and the band Hinder for writing "Lips of an Angel". Novak talked about speed balling and why he loved it so much, then a 13 year old girl called in so Novak suggested she never try drugs, and Bam updated his fans on his Jackass related injuries. After taking another call from a young girl it was time for a dick off between Ryan G and Novak, the guys goofed on dudes who rock tramp stamps and tongue rings, and Bam talked about his new reality show and his new bar. The guys took a few more phone calls and ended the show with some classic Cradle of Filth. • Witchcraft • Towers of London • Nickelback - Rock Star • Hinder - Lips of an Angel • Hanoi Rocks - Life's Better High • Cradle of Filth - Ring of Fire 3/03/08 Bam came to you this week and right off the bat it was a story about Shitgoose getting punched in the face in Philadelphia. The guys talked about how everyone breaks balls in Philadelphia over street skating and now there are bums everywhere which begs the question which is worse; skaters or homeless people. Bam talked about how life changes once kids come into the picture, he talked about his brother Jesse having two kids and how different he is now. Bam talked about dating back in the day, took some phone calls because he was live for the first time in a long time, and waited on Novak to come to the studio to see if he was sober or not. Novak came into the studio and seemed sober, talked about a new band called The Moxie that Bam filmed a video for, and the guys called Franz to tell some funny Novak on dope stories and hear some passages from Novak's new book. The guys ended the show talking to some kids who wanted them to come to birthday parties, Novak told some funny jail stories, and Bam talked to a Spanish dude on the phone who no one could understand. • The Hives - Won't Be Long • The Moxie - Step Down • The Libertines - The Likely Lads • Nightwish - The Cadence of Her Last Breath 2/25/08 Bam signed on talking about the recent 24 hour takeover Jackass did for MTV. Bam was in the studio with The Moxie a new band that Chad from CKY is producing and Bam gave Chad major props calling him the Timberland of Rock and Roll. Bam gave the band props for the new recording they did with Chad and talked about filming a video for them. Bam said he always hates bands who have cheap packaging, talked about going to middle school with some of the dudes from The Moxie, and then talked about how he used to wear crazy baggy pants back in the day and was really bad with chicks. Bam talked about getting lost and not wanting directions in the car, friends he lost after Jackass became a hit over jealousy, and the guys talked about Murray falling asleep in Chad's studio and pissing himself in front of everyone. The guys shared some classic Murray stories, Bam talked about how musicians are the biggest haters when it comes to liking other bands, and Bam said CKY did everything right by working grass roots stuff because now they have a hardcore fan base. Chad said he was doing the sound on Minghags, and Bam talked about how the computer crashed with all the sound on it and they almost lost everything, but things are great now. Bam talked about how much he got muffed up doing the 24 hour Jackass Takeover and what he likes to do and not do when skating demos for crowds. Bam talked about punching his buddy in the face for the Moxie Video, took some phone calls from the fans, and ended the show hanging out with Chuck Trees. • The Moxie - Step Down • CKY - Attached at the Hip • Dopestars Inc 2/18/08 Bam opened the show up with his brother Jesse, Will Pendarvis, Franz, and Chad from CKY. Bam talked about how the dude who is helping build his bar can’'t be paid until the job is totally done otherwise he will go out drinking on the job. Bam dad Phil came into the room and defended Pat's work ethic while Bam goofed on him always being in jail or on a meth bender. The guys talked about drunken wedding fights, Chad told a story about a crazy drug dude putting lipstick on his old ass mom and trying to get her to hook on the streets of San Francisco. Next the guys told more San Fran stories one involving a business man humping a transsexual in front of his wife. Bam goofed on Hanna running out of gas while shooting for MTV, Bam and Missy fought over people riding her hot pink four wheeler, and Phil talked about his upcoming boxing match on Celebrity Boxing. Everyone started trying to get Phil to punch them leading Bam to get up and slug Phil in the arm. Bam talked about Franz loving German porno, Bam talked about catching shit birds jacking off to his own music, and Chad talked about Bam sending him a creepy valentine’'s card. Missy said all girls are drama, Bam talked about Shitbirds hanging out the window waving a beer out of Bam’s car in the center of town, and Franz says Shitbirds calls beers "road soda". Shitbirds talked about his best idea ever which is "Road Salad", Bam talked about trying to get the bar opened up by April Fool's Day, and having his crazy cousin Kenny be the bouncer because he is so tough. Hanna talked about lying to young Bam and Jesse about having the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazard in his bedroom and them believing it. The guys ended the show telling some classic Phil stories about how he used to tell stories Bam and Jesse and Phil trying to get laid by telling chicks he was in a band. Bam talked about how Phil loves to shop with coupons and is so super cheap its funny. • Iggy Pop - Blood on Your Cool • Shitbirds - Jacking Off At Full Speed While Crying • Helltrain - Helltrain 2/11/08 Bam kicked off the show with a full house including Chad from CKY, Fat Hanna (aka) Fanna, and Chris Nieratko (aka) "Piss near a taco" from Big Brother magazine. Chris said he bumped into Bam's neighbors and he found out they don't care for Bam at all. Bam said his problems with the neighbors started when Slayer played in his backyard. Chris talked about how hard it is to locate Bam's house, how he likes living in Sayreville NJ and how his two skate shops are doing. Bam talked about his first Big Brother interview and Chris writing Bam used to have tits because he was cubby. Bam said Chris's interview style is abrasive and he usually gets people pissed like Dio and Richie Sambora which is hysterical. Chris talked about growing up in Sayreville and how he was especially prepared to piss off Richie Sambora. Next Chris talked about how small Dio is in person and how pissed he got at the question "what was it like working with Ozzy"? Bam talked about how bad it was when he told Jeff Termain that he is afraid of snakes. Then the guys got back to how Chris was finally able to set off Dio, it was with a midget reference. Chris explained he always want to get punched when doing interviews so he could sue and make some money. Next they talked about the new book Chris put out, look into ChrisNieratko.com to check out the book. Chris talked about how the book is all about him being on drugs, and getting laid, and then getting with his wife. Bam talked about going to NYC in the range rover, he said the gas light came on before the Holland Tunnel, and running out of gas in the Lincoln Tunnel. Chris talked about witnessing Bam getting a flat tire and crying over it because he didn't know how to change a tire. Turns out Bam had a Jack but no T Bar to Jack it up, Bam winds up calling AAA and Chris just sat there in awe laughing and drinking. Franz revisited some creepy boy scout stories that involved a kid toucher, Bam talked about his new bar and what they are thinking about calling it. Bam said he liked Filthy Note as a name, but is fighting over all sorts of crap with the township of West Chester as usual. Bam talked about all the crazy paintings in his new skate park, Bam talked about how he likes using Osama Bin Ladin in crazy situations, and Chris talked about going on vacation with a Hitler Mustache and doing a character called Hitler on vacation. • Mondo Generator - Oh Yeah, All Right,  Fuck Off • Fresh Prince of Bellaire - theme song • Billy Idol - Sherry • HIM - Shine 1/14/08 Bam opened the show talking about how he is opening a theater/bar and had to drag one of the workers out of there because he was passed out drunk. The guys discussed Novak being a scumbag, how he is doing terrible and got kicked out of his girlfriend's house, and scammed his mother out of 4,000 dollars. Missy said Novak's chick Mandy found all sorts of bags, pills, and needles when she cleaned out the place after she kicked him out. Bam announced he is doing a new 8 episode reality show on MTV focused around him opening his bar. Bam talked about how MTV will help get big bands in the bar, the guys try to get Franz to pull out his extra large penis, Bam insisted Franz put his large penis in Natalie's large pill jar. Next Natalie and Bam argued over whether or not she ever got serviced by Novak, after a lot of denying the story, Bam produced a photo of her doing just that. During a song Franz and Natalie left the show, Natalie came back from the bathroom with Franz who was trying to get aroused to violate a pill jar and everyone accused them of hooking up. Bam talked about missy going to a psychic, Natalie got e-mailed on my space about whether or not bam had died. Ryan g offered to film bam banging out missy, the guys reported rake is getting married to a 20 year old chick, bam said Steve o won't go to other people's weddings because it reminds him of his short comings, and the guys played the sound of a bird when Natalie tried to talk. The guys said that Chad was doing the sound mix for the movie Minghags, the guys clowned on waffle boy who is Natalie's boyfriend and his barb wire tattoo bam tried to have a dickoff with Franz. • Billy Idol - White Wedding • Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver • Euro Boys - Dirty Hole • The Beatsteaks - I don't care as long as you sing • Mondo Generator - So High So Low 12/31/07 Bam opened the show with Shitbirds, Chad from CKY, and his buddy Bill on New Year's Eve. Bill talked about trying to buy a Nintendo Wii at Best Buy and getting in a huge fight with a dude who wanted the Wii as well, after choking the dude the guy pulled Bill's sweatpants down and because he was free balling his dick fell out of his pants. Shitbirds begged people to check out his music on I-tunes, Bam talked about making a penis mobile and jumping it through a giant pussy. Bam goofed on Shitbirds getting his girl a dust buster for Christmas, Bam said he wanted to skate his outside ramp but its too damn cold to do it, and then he said his indoor skate park is set up and sweet. Bam said he got racing shoes from Ryan Dunn for Christmas, the guys talked about why it is illegal to drive with no shoes on, and the guys talked about how hard it was to get CKY into Canada back in the day. The guys talked about the best hangover cures, Chad talked about pissing on G.G. Allin's grave, and this lead Chad into a big rant about how cool G.G. was. The guys talked about Jared Leto getting tattooed by Kat Von D and then gaining a ton of weight for a movie. Next everyone talked about what they did for Christmas, naked Dave talked about a crazy drunk driving experience he had, and Bam talked about bumping in Britney Spears and Kevin Federline at a restaurant back when they were together. The guys clowned on Solider Boys for a while, Bam said he had bald Britney Spears pixs in his new skate park, and talked about what they want to do in 2008. Bill told the best fight story he had, Bam drank whiskey, and Chad talked about how he once put a cigarette in the bottom of a beer and the guitarist of Blind Melon drank it and puked. Bam decided he wanted to do some New Year's Eve skating, the guys talked about buying a Real Doll, and Bam talked about why he's been calling Missy "Mitten Puss". Shitbirds talked about shitting himself and then sang a song about how much he likes farting, Bam asked the guys if they would fuck Michael Jackson for 5 bucks, and the guys talked about Britney Spear's half assed tattoos. All this plus music by Gnarkill, The Moxy, The Editors, and CKY on a very special New Year's Eve addition of Radio Bam. 12/17/07 Bam opened the show by announcing he has 2 kegs of Heineken because of his buddy Kevin. Bam said whatever happens in his life, his dad Phil will take the story and make it ten times crazier. Joe Franz, Kevin, Novak, Chuck, and Chad all joined Bam this week to talk some trash, Bam apologized to Novak's buddy who backed him up in a bar fight a couple years back, and Joe Franz told a crazy Boy Scott story that involved a Scott Master making a Boy Scott strip. Novak was claiming he was clean for 28 days and he just got out of a psych ward. Novak said he was going to buy lots of Christmas stuff with his Jackass 2.5 check, Novak also said he just signed a book deal and his book is coming out this year, and Bam said the next movie they are going to work on is The Dream Seller movie. Next the gang talked to Novak about why he was locked up in a psych ward, how long he claims he has been clean, and Novak leaving crazy messages on Franz's answering machine. Next Novak talked about Bam threatening him with a sword, not remembering the last show he appeared on, and Novak tried to explain what happened to the $10,000 watch that Bam gave him. Next the gang decided Novak wasn't making any sense so they checked his pockets, shoes, and socks for drugs. The search lead to the gang finding all sorts of pills in his cigarette pack and proving Novak is a big liar. The show took a serious turn and almost became intervention, Missy said Novak couldn't stay at the house, and Franz tried to talk some sense into Novak. Novak wound up getting thrown out of the house and the gang talked about how bummed they were that their friend is such a junkie. 12/10/07 Bam, Jess, Coach the Dog, Chad, Missy, and Shitbirds opened the show talking about the cheapest beer you can find in PA. Bam said he was at Kat Von D's new tattoo shop last week checking out her new half ramp in LA, he said the very next day a car crashed into the front of the tattoo shop and things were all muffed up. Next the gang discussed how much they all enjoyed the movie My Cousin Vinny, Bam talked about how he was clean and sober for 4 days in LA and then wound up on a bender the last night he was there and pissed off Missy. The crew started talking about how Shitbirds shits his pants every time he gets wasted, Bam said he got wasted on Ambian and shit half in the toilet and half off the toilet and Novak had to clean it up. Bam talked about doing 40 grand worth of damage to a hotel room in Vegas, the CKY guys talked about being high on magic mushrooms and trashing a hotel room and then getting a bill for 18 grand, and then Bam talked about spending 2 million dollars of Paramount's money on a ten day Jackass promotional tour with the gang and how they managed to spend that sort of dough. The guys talked about trendy LA clubs, Jesse's new band with the singer of Clutch Company Man, and the cover band at the bar the other night. Bam talked about a new lawsuit in London, how sue happy America is, and the guys talked about a friend of theirs who hit a crossing guard on his way to work. Bam talked about a Christmas card he got from Billy Idol, dealing with a brat at The Roosevelt who was crying loud as hell by the pool, and the guys discussed what Christmas songs they love and which ones they hated. Bam said he hates the Beatles, they talked about Rex's getting closed down, and Bam talked about opening up his bar which he still doesn't have a name for. The guys agreed they dig the band Muse, Bam said there are issues with releasing Jackass 2.5 because Vito is having legal problems, and the guys agreed the terrorists won, all you have to do is go to the airport and you'll know. All this was rounded out by music including Jesse Margera's new band Company Man, and some Muse. 12/03/07 Bam opened the show announcing he had just gotten home from The Virgin Islands and had Anthony from the Bloodhound Gang talking smack about their recent tour. Anthony told a horrible story about Evil Jared taking a dump on stage and crapping in his hand and then smearing it in Jimmy Pop's hair and on his face. Bam announced he was going to see Ville from HIM later in the show, we got a update about Mark The Bagger, and we learned he accidentally shaved a Hitler Mustache on too his face. Next we heard Mark got caught jacking off in Anthony's kitchen, Bam said his movie is coming out on DVD on Valentine's Day, and went upstairs to talk to Ville Valo from HIM. Ville said he has been off the drink for over 6 months; he talked about the tour, and said he was quitting music once he was on tour in Europe because you are not allowed to smoke in the venues or on the tour buses. Bam talked about hooking up with the keyboard player from Bleeding Through, the upcoming HIM European Tour, and Ville almost dying in front on Bam because of a hardcore night of partying. Ville talked about going to rehab, how he swapped the words God out of praying to the word Sabbath, and how he was basically drunk for two years straight. Shitbirds came on the radio and talked about losing 20 pounds and wanting to lose 20 more before New Years. Bam talked about Novak and how he is doing, Chad said when CKY was in DC it was the time of the DC sniper, and the guys agreed that Novak was high the last time they saw him. Bam talked to Ville about his home in Finland that Bam said is a castle, about speeding his car in Serbia, and how hard it is to open up when you are playing with Metallica. Bam ended the show talking about getting oral in first class on an airplane from Missy. 11/26/07 Bam came to you this week with his Papa and his father Phil and his mother April. Bam talked about how his grandfather had worked in a meat factory and once caught a man humping a horse in the back of the factory. Next Bam's mother said she wished she didn't know all the bad stuff that her son does, Bam said Missy back in the day had a big booty, and Missy said she was going to start working out again as soon as Bam finishes his book. Next the guys talked to Bam skater buddy Carey about getting wasted with Bam, banging random chicks, and drunk driving. Next Bam talked to his grandfather about how much he used to drink back in the day, Missy talked about Bam falling out of a chair wasted last night, and Bam's Papa talked about what got him to stop getting wasted. Bam talked about his real doll that never showed up but he paid for, how to clean a real doll, and a you tube video of fat people at Disney World. Bam talked to his Papa about drugs and why he never took them, about why he never did hookers, and why Don Vito turned out so bad. Phil talked about how he was watching Oprah and saw Tom Hanks sitting so crossed legged that he couldn't figure out where his balls were. Everyone talked about what they were doing for Thanksgiving, Bam listed the people who are cool enough to borrow his cars, and then told a story about how Bam, April, Phil, and Kat Von D all crammed into one Lamborghini one time. Bam's parents yelled at Bam for his dirty radio show, Phil said he almost threw up last week listening to Novak talking about licking ass, and the gang talked about chicks that bang horses and dogs. Bam talked about catching Jess Margera jerking off once, dropping his new expensive camera and ruining the lense, and everyone gave props to Pink who came from the West Chester area. 11/19/07 Bam opened the show with brand new music from the Hives, talked about safety beers, and talked to Chad from CKY about how he can now run all the radio equipment. Bam said he found out that Lance Bass knows he is painted on Bam's garage along with Osama Bin Ladin wearing a basketball Jersey and Ronald Regan, then Bam decided he wanted to go to the moon and hump Missy in front of astronauts, and Bam revealed he is writing a book. Chad talked about Bam trying to drop a load on his brother's sleeping face but the problem was he couldn't get hard because he was so drunk. The guys talked about seeing a bald eagle in West Chester, Bam talked about how watching the Discovery Channel and being scared about the future, and Bam and Missy announced they have been married for 9% months. Next Bam decided to play a bunch of bad demos he has been giving by random fans, Chad announced he has the best studio ever at his place, and Bam announced he has ADD and a severe chemical imbalance. This got into a discussion about how Bam is not happy when he is sober and he tends to act really mad when he isn't drinking on beers. Next Bam talked about how he is having a hard time getting a song in Minghags because they want 15 thousand dollars for the track, the gang discussed who they would rather bang Hall or Oats, and rounded out the show with some music by The Hives and Trouble Andrew. 11/12/07 Bam opened the show doing an impression of Novak that lead right into a story of Novak's most recent heroin overdose. Apparently he was found down by a train station where he was trying to hang himself with his scarf. Now Novak says he is on medicine that helps him kick heroin, Novak's doctor said if he still continues to do drugs this way he will die within 5 years, and Bam talked about why weed doesn't work for him. Novak said his last sponsor is now on speedballs and lost his kids and Bam said he once did meth by accident and was awake for two days straight somewhere in Europe. Missy read some of Novak's medical history, Novak accused Shitbird's girlfriend of being an alcoholic, and the gang tried to decide who looks the most like a junkie Chad, Bam, or Novak. The guys accused Shitbird's girlfriend of having been with Lou Diamond Phillips, Novak talked about how his mom lives with a millionaire, and Shitbirds talked about how he has a picture of his own bunghole on his phone. Novak read a letter he wrote his brother from prison, the guys talked about whether or not Novak's book will ever come out, and then talked about when Novak broke his feet days before Bam's wedding. Novak then tried to make some extra money trying to lick Shitbird's butt, Missy said Novak was extremely fucked up and lying about the drugs he is on right now, and Bam played music by The Thieves and Private Line on this week's Radio Bam. 9/24/07 Bam opened the show saying he thinks Missy is pregnant and they should get a pregnancy test, and then Don Vito started talking about how Missy had a miscarriage and Missy freaked out. Don Vito talked about why cigarettes will eventually lead to heroin, how he likes to drink on fruity drinks, and Bam made Vito whisper all his favorite things in the world. Bam talked about jumping out of a moving car after fighting with Missy and getting picked up by the cops and driven to the bar he was trying to get to. Bam talked about going skinny dipping in the pool with Hanna, Bam explained why he and Missy were fighting, and Missy talked about how Bam has pissed the bed twice, pee'd the floor twice, and puked on himself in the last week. Missy yelled at Bam for starting the rumor she is pregnant, Bam said Missy is super skinny for a fat bitch, and Missy talked about how her sister got arrested for trying to sneak into a beer garden. Next Bryan from Outside Magazine was interviewing Bam about his show, his skate ramp in the backyard, and Don Vito said he wouldn't go on the Viva La Bands tour because it seemed like trouble. Bam said Gwar is going to rape a Don Vito doll on the tour and then Don Vito will poop out a little Bam. Shitbirds came in and was talking about humping some chick in the woods, Tim Glomb freaked out in front of Bam over the upcoming Viva La Bands tour, and Bam said there is going to be a texting contest on the tour where you can win Sirius Satellite Radios. 9/17/07 This week Bam kicked off the show with Chad from CKY and his girlfriend Gina and talked about banging backwards, then they talked about it being Gina's birthday, and then Gina came back into the room with a sexy little outfit on. Next Bam talked about how Hanna has been getting laid recently, how he likes to play tennis with Hanna, and Bam discussed how he used to belong to a Country Club. Bam said Hanna is one of his true friends, continued to encourage Chad to bang his girlfriend backwards style, and Bam said he was super horny and wanted to jerk off. Chad left the show to bang his girl out, Bam started hating on Novak for doing heroin again, and the show sort of ended quickly. 9/10/07 Bam started out the show talking to Shauna who is Bam's babysitter on the set of Jackass who is all about dating black guys. Bam questioned why Shauna doesn't date anyone in LA, why Bam favors one of his kittens more than the other, and how Will Pendarvis is looking all hot lately. Bam goofed on the show Sunset Tan, talked about walking around all day in a thong for a Jackass bit, and talked about a recent shoot he did in a pigeon outfit with Tony Hawk. Bam talked about all his various injuries, why breaking his tailbone was the worst injury ever, and how tearing tendons is worse than breaking a bone. Bam talked about directing videos and how he can cut the budget for a video because he owns all his own equipment, Pendarvis talked about how Bam loses everything he is supposed to hold on too, and hanging out with Jared Leto from 30 Seconds To Mars. Bam talked about how he knows every girl he ever had sex with and it was only 30 people, the guys discussed how Steve O falls in love instantly, and Bam said the more you blow off chicks the more they want to hang out with you. Bam talked about why he loves living in West Chester and how his dad takes care of all his money. Bam talked about the drugs that he heard Owen Wilson did the night he tried to kill himself, Bam then said he once did meth by accident and it sucked, and then Bam admitted he pissed the other night in a blackout and didn't remember it. All this plus music from the brand new cd Viva La Bands Volumn 2. 8/27/07 Bam opened his show by proving Shitgoose wrong by driving his car through the Brandy Wine River. Bam knew he would be successful but he killed it and got it on film and made Shitgoose give him $200 dollars in twenty dollar bills. Next Bam talked to his bud Ryan who left West Chester for 3 weeks to live in Chicago but he couldn't get work there. Bam next questioned Ryan's chick about what he does sexually with her, we heard about Bam's masturbation habits, and Missy talked about catching Bam wacking off the other night. Bam told a story about his buddy who took too much acid and couldn't answer a simple question anymore. Next the acid guy started licking Missy's feet which grossed her out, Missy talked about how Bam likes chicks in fishnets, and Bam admitted to humping 25 chicks behind his ex-girlfriend's back. The guys talked about Novak being on heroin again, Bam continued to bust Shitgoose's balls about his bet money, and Missy admitted she had 10 sexual partners before she married Bam. The guys talked to Chad about recording the new CKY record, Bam said Ryan G used to look good back in the day but now he is a fat fuck, and then Bam started pinching his belly fat and a girl in the room accused the show of being too gay. The guys said Chad is officially happy because he has a finance and a house that he owns, Bam said catnip comes out of Chad's freezer, and Bam yelled at Shitgoose for not taking good photos of him. Bam talked about his official myspace that Ryan G runs, the guys talked about Jesse's kids and how cool they are. 8/20/07 This week's show was random because there were a ton of people coming in and out of the radio room. Bam talked to Naked Dave about what he's been up too recently, then let Gary Dreads sing a long to some dub music, and Bam talked about how important Chuck Tres was to the Philadelphia scene. The guys interviewed Chuck about playing with The Goats, The Roots, and jamming with Bad Brains. Bam said he has an official myspace account now and got like 30 fake Bam myspace accounts removed, Bam then puked during a music break and tried to remember what he ate, and Bam and Missy argued about going to the movies. Bam said Chuck is the only black guy he's ever met with green eyes, the happy couple talked about their recent marriage, and they talked about how Iggy Pop was eating steak with mustard. Bam dissed his ex-girlfriend for a bit, then he talked about getting some oral sex from Missy this morning, and questioned others in the radio room when they last got humped. Bam stated he was going to drive his car through the Brandy Wine River tonight and he didn't car what would happen to his car. The guys made a 500 dollar bet that Bam couldn't get through the river with his Hummer, Bam and Ryan G talked a bunch of shit to each other, and Chuck Tres and Gary Dreads closed the show by singing some live dub, Bam rounded out the set list with music from Within Temptation, The Knives, Tiger Army, and The International Noise Conspiracy. 8/13/07 The show opened with Dico poking a blindfolded London with a wine opener and making him say what body part he was being stabbed in. Bam took over the show with Brandon, Chad, London, and a bunch of other characters talking about the premiere of "Minghags" from last night. Bam had to bribe his friend into calling out sick to take the day and drink with him. The guys talked about farts in a jar, Bam's new hobby smoking cigarettes, and Tim Glomb was in town to talk about the upcoming Viva La Bands cd and upcoming tour. Bam teased that fact that they are going to be starting a bar soon, Bam called Oderus Urungus from GWAR to talk about when he slept with Bam's parents but Oderus just talked about all the crystal meth he smoked today. Bam discussed getting caught jacking off in front of Missy, Dico talked about some transsexual porn that Bam gave him that is hysterical, and then the guys discussed the funniest porn moments they have ever seen. Dico talked about making London go in the ocean, Dico defended what he does at the beach and why he missed the last couple of shows, and Bam talked about being trashed enough to touch Jimmy Pop's penis at the bar. Bam got all emo with Dico and talked about how they became friends, talked about almost burning down a house with Glomb, and the guys debuted brand new music from Clutch, The 69 Eyes, The Bloodhound Gang, and Children of Bodem that will all be on the forthcoming Viva La Band's cd. 8/06/07 Bam opened his show with more complaints about the Township of Westchester trying to stop him from doing his TV show and radio show from home. Bam's neighbor is trying to stop him from working out of his house to basically mess with him so Bam talked about all the muffed up stuff he could do to mess with them. Jesse talked about Shitbird's DIY case, Bam discussed doing a guest appearance on Family Guy, and then Bam talked about how his bad east coast attitude got "Dreamseller" the movie purchased. Bam said he got offered a part in Lost Boys 2 but he turned it down because the script sucked. Bam announced CKY, Vains of Jenna, Cradle of Filth, and GWAR are kicking off the Viva La Bands Tour on September 24th. Bam talked about fighting with a fan at the Poison concert who was hating on Vains of Jenna, the gang discussed why record labels are dying out, and Jesse and Chad from CKY told Island Records horror stories. Shitbirds talked about wanting to make records that piss off soccer moms across America, Bam said Buddy Bill humped a chick in a canoe the other day, and then Bam hated on how bad the Simple Life is. Bam said he is turning 28 on the 28th but he doesn't celebrate his birthdays while Missy said he better not celebrate considering he missed hers the last 2 years. Bam talked about people coming out of the woodwork to sue him over bullshit, people who walk around with their mouth open and don't know it, and rounded out the show with music from HIM, Tiger Army, The Kooks, and Hello Goodbye. 7/30/07 Bam kicked off the show by announcing he is officially finished with his new movie "Minghags" and Novak is officially strung out on heroin again. Bam said Novak got kicked out of rehab, sold a twenty thousand dollar watch he got him as a gift to get smack, and Bam said his car got ruined because he got rained on. Bam talked about how he loves to tell the truth on the radio even if it's not great for his professional career. Bam talked about his girlfriend who cheated on him when he was 18, how his father Phil raised him, and how he tends to not agree with his mother's thought process. Bam said 3 random cars from England showed up at his gate last night and he had to send his buddy over to his gate with a shotgun. Bam said Novak's book is in serious trouble because he is still on heroin, then Chad talked about all the friends he lost to heroin, and how Novak wound up in the hospital 2 times in one week from OD'ing. Bam talked about how when he was a little kid all he wanted was to hang with Tony Hawk and own a Ferrari. Bam talked about how he has been wasted for a solid month, Chad said he felt a profound change in his 30's where he stopped partying as hard, and Bam said he would have kids as long as he knew it was going to be a girl. Bam said fatness doesn't run in his family, his family eats really bad food and doesn't exercise. Bam talked about why he is so skinny and it is really so he doesn't wind up fat like his father. Bam talked about how the township of West Chester is trying to make him tear down his skate ramp, how he has to go to court on August 7th to defend filming in his house, and how and why they are trying to screw with him for no good reason. Bam said he has 3 lawyers working on this because the Township of West Chester is going out of their way to screw with him, he talked about hanging at the Vains of Jenna show in Atlantic City and getting into a fight with a cranky fan, and how his new movie may be as good as Jackass 2. The guys explained why they haven't been doing new shows the last two weeks, they again urged people to show up at the West Chester Court House on August 7th to support him, and Bam ended the show by saying he isn't 17 anymore and will not let anyone stop him from doing what he wants to do. 7/09/07 Bam came to you this week having just got back from Sweden and Norway where he was on tour with CKY, Turbonegro, and Chris Cornell. Bam said he got into a fight with Chris Cornell backstage, the guys played audio of Bam freaking out backstage and talking mad shit on Cornell, and then Bam informed us he had to sit next to Chris Cornell on the plane ride home where they patched things up. The guys goofed on Chris Cornell's press photo, Bam talked about making nice with Chris on the plane, and Shitbirds talked about farting while going down on his chick. The guys goofed on Shitbirds new car that they said is totally causing global warming and only cost him $400 dollars. Bam talked about airport security and how wacked out it is, he explained how every time he is in the airport they look at his dick and check out his ass, and then he told a story about smoking weed with Missy in Amsterdam. Bam talked about how hardcore the sex tapes are in Amsterdam because some of them feature bestiality. Bam talked about how Darren from CKY threw up on a family on the plane ride home, the guys told a story about how Jimmy Pop spilled hot ass coffee on River from Weezer's cock, and the guys played tape of themselves getting wasted in Sweden. Just another week in the life of professional Jackass Bam Margera and his crew. • Go Go Bordello - Start Wearing Purple • Hellogoobye - All of Your Love • CKY - Don’t Hold Your Breath 7/03/07 This week's show opened with Dico doing a advertisement for magic mushrooms and juicy stake. London, Dico, Chad from CKY, and Bam talked about London getting his tooth knocked out during the filming of Minghags. Bam said he was going to Sweden with the guys from CKY and needed a hotel and plane ticket, Missy came in the room and talked about how she wants a baby, and Bam said he was only interested in kids who know how to talk. Bam said Missy went to the doctor because her stomach hurt and Bam claimed it was because he was banging her out to hard. Bam talked about how MTV wanted them to have kids for the second season of Bam's Unholy Union. Bam said in Jackass 2 he was going to get a pick of Angelina Jolie taking huge dump, the guys said all chicks have "tramp stamps" which are lower back tattoos, and Bam said they haven't been having sex a lot in the hummer. Bam said he has been obsessed with editing "Minghags" and how he never stops working, then they talked about how a plane flies overhead and takes pictures of them for the paparazzi, and Bam talked about how Franz wants to bang a dude name Bruno. Bam said he saw 1408 the movie and it was scary as shit, to make things worse when they got home the power kept going out which was scaring Bam and Missy real bad, and Bam said he had to rip down some bird nests because they were shitting all over his cars. Bam said he is never up for breakfast, then he talked about some kids who fucked with his car at the mall, and then they got Bam's dad Phil on the phone to talk some shit about Don Vito. Bam said he had to take Don Vito home all wasted the other night, then Bam called his aunt Boof who got choked out by Don Vito when he was wasted, and the guys goofed on John Mark Karr. Bam talked about how his grandmother recently passed away, Bam discussed how he has Mark The Bagger and his Grandfather in his new movie "Minghags", and Bam hated on the MTV reality show formula. The guys took a sick quiz give by Dico about doing gay stuff to Rake and ended another stellar episode of Radio Bam on Sirius 28 Faction. • Negative - Track #5 • Billy Talent - Surrender • The Beat Steaks - The Shit Came From The Lime • CKY - Power Slaves 6/25/07 Bam came back from a three week vacation. He talked about how he had been drinking too much lately and was on his way to rehab when he bumped into Poison's lead singer Brett Michaels who told him not to bother with rehab. Bam decided to mellow out with his bubby Tim and go fishing for a couple days. Next we heard about how Bam hurt his liver skating a 12 foot bowl, Tim called in to talk about almost burning down his girlfriend's parent vacation home with Bam, and the guys discussed an upcoming tour called The Viva La Bands Tour featuring CKY, Cradle of Filth, Vains of Jenna, and possibly GWAR. Chad talked about how CKY is working on a new record, London talked about getting his tooth knocked out during the filming of "Minghags", and Bam admitted he used to play Dungeons and Dragons when he was a little kid. London told a story about how he once tried to steal a car, Bam discussed why he feels Karma is real, and how Ryan Dunn recently got Lime Disease but is going to be OK. • Tiger Army - Forever Fades Away • The Kooks - Matchbox • Melody Club - Baby 6/11/07 Jesse Margera, Chad from CKY, and Shitbirds filled in for Bam this week who was out on a skate tour. The guys discussed a recent show they played at Rex's bar that went over 3 hours long, how the entire club was covered in toilet paper because of Shitbirds, and how they are going to Sweden soon to play with Avril and My Chemical Romance. They said the next night will be better because they will be playing with Turbonegro. The guys discussed how gross eating kangaroo is, but how alligator is actually really tasty. Next everyone agreed that eating at White Castle is like taking a hardcore laxative, the guys said Bam is skating a lot recently because he has a sick ramp in his backyard, and how Matt Cole is working on a solo cd. Jesse talked about how he set up a massive drum kit with multiple kick drums and cowbells, they goofed on the tele-tubbies, and the guys played a weird stalker Chad song they found online. The guys said CKY is working on a bunch of small gigs to get ready for playing Norway, they said Bam is still working on the movie Minghags, and the guys talked about how Darren the singer of CKY is a huge fan of karaoke. The gang ended the show with some live CKY and said Bam should be back in action next week on Sirius 28 Faction. • Turbonegro - Do You Dig Destruction • Matt Cole - Jacking Off At Full Speed While Crying • Clutch - Electric Worry • CKY - Radio Bravo 4/16/07 Bam, Buddy Bill, Dico, and Chad from CKY came to you this week from West Chester PA. The guys were excited about the filming of their new movie "Minghags" which they are working day and night on. Next Bam's buddy London showed up in white face, since he is a black guy, and was talking about how he isn't dark enough to be the rapper in the new movie. Chad accused Compton Ass Terry of being a sellout to his race by just acting as stereotypical as possible, but Bam insisted he need Compton Ass for the part of the rapper in his new flick. Bam played a clip from the new movie for the guys that featured Dico and Mark The Bagger. The guys talked about how Jimmy Pop found Mark The Bagger who has been on Howard Stern with The Bloodhound Gang a couple times. The guys discussed how good it feels to not be dealing with a studio since they are making "Minghags" themselves with Bam's money. Bam told a story about getting pulled over with Buddy Bill recently and how the cops wanted nothing to do with Bam or Missy they just wanted Buddy Bill. Buddy Bill shoved the weed he had up his ass so he wouldn't get busted with it. The guys talked about the upcoming bar boxing match that Buddy Bill was going to be in, Bam then talked about a lizard Buddy Bill used to own that didn't have a cage or anything, and then once Buddy Bill moved into his car the lizard lived in the glove compartment. Bam talked about an energy drink by Gina Lynn called "Some Pussy" that she sells at strip clubs; she also gave Bam a whole bunch of signed porno, and is playing his sister/girlfriend in his new flick. Bam talked about how Ryan G told April that Bam was doing too many pills recently, then G got wasted and fell asleep in the woods, and then tried to French kiss Missy and all of this was caught on video and should be in the making of "Minghags". Missy said she gave Gina Lynn a pair of her underwear to rock in the movie and then they got stolen by someone, she also said Gina's husband told them some crazy porno stories. Bam wrapped up the show by saying he was looking forward to watching Buddy Bill in his bar boxing fight and ended the show with some classic Gnarkill. • Deadsy - Carrying Over • The Sounds - Queen of Apologies • Bloodhound Gang -Balls Out • Gnarkill -Gay Fags 4/9/07 Fresh out of rehab, Novak was back this week with Bam, Shitgoose, Dico, Joe Franz, Chad from CKY, and Fanna. Novak claimed he has been off drugs for 3 weeks and was in town helping the guys film their new movie called "Minghags". The gang said the film is 1/6 done and they have to get it all done soon before Novak dies on them. Bam then told a story about how Novak shit himself for the movie and didn't fake the funk. Novak got punched in the face by G for talking shit on his girlfriend, and then Bam talked shit on Ryan G for always asking for money and blowing it on stupid things. Next Bam's Aunt Boof came into the studio and read some of her lines from the movie aloud which was hysterical. Bam said there is Asian Lady Boy porn all over his house because Hustler sent it over for him, Novak tried to predict Bam's net worth, and then Novak told some amusing rehab stories. Novak's girlfriend talked about catching him doing heroine and how he tried to deny it, everyone tried to get honest answers out of Novak about his recent drug use, and Matt Cole got hated on for bringing over 18 year old crack heads to Bam's house uninvited. Ryan G called the show after storming out and fought with Novak and Bam yelled at G for being cheap and stormed off his own show. All in all it was just another day in the life of professional jackass Bam Margera on this week's episode of Radio Bam. 4/2/07 Bam talked about how they are just getting started on the filming of their new movie Minghags. Bam said he had a rough day because he had to wake up early and get his friend at the airport, then he got in a fight with Missy over his drinking, and then he had to walk home until he came across a cop who gave him a lift. The cop totally hassled Bam about where he wanted to get dropped off and he met his buddies up who were still up from last night partying. Next some random kids showed up at the house and tried to get in to meet Bam and State Troopers wound up coming out to deal with them. Bam then got into a fight with his neighbor who was trying to get him in trouble but actually wound up helping him out by calling the cops on the trespassers. The guys discussed how wasted Ryan G got last night and how he lies about the drugs he does. Bam said Fanna decided he is going to drink for 5 weeks straight during the filming of the new movie. Bam and Dico talked about the script and how they like to make up some lines as they go along. Bam talked about how they have a trailer park setting for the new movie in his backyard and the place looks trashed. Bam's neighbor called the cops on him to report there was an oil well in the backyard which is totally fake but Bam had to deal with the cops over it. Bam said the problem is his neighbor is a total bitch who never gets laid and always causes problems for him. Bam said the town tries to say no to everything he tries to do, Dico farted on Bam's hand which grossed Bam out, and Bam talked about Buddy Bill trying to fish a joint out of the river to smoke on. The guys ended the show talking about Buddy Bill doing some boxing soon, how Chad from CKY looks like Ice Cube in a certain pix, and Dico told everyone to eat big steaks. • The Kooks - Track #5 • Valient Thor - Track #1 • Gwar - War is All We Know 3/26/07 This week Chad from CKY kicked off the show with some live music being played on keyboards out of the NYC studios. Bam was joined by Jesse and Chad from CKY, as well as skate buddies Nick and Murray. The guys were up in NYC mixing the new Viking Skull record and hanging out so they decided to hit up Sirius HQ in NYC and talk some shit on the radio. Bam talked about seeing a cop on the side of the road all broken down and how funny it was then he discussed seeing a funny crack head in Trenton and filming him on the down low. That led Jesse to tell some funny crack head stories about some Philadelphia crack heads. Next Jesse talked about how his cat was puking a lot and he thought it was because he thought it had the cat food that was laced with rat poison. Bam said if his cats got sick he would have a huge lawsuit because those cats are on his MTV show and very important to the plot lines. Dico called in to tell Bam he was on his way to his house to jack all his shit and then the guys said they are about to start a new movie. Apparently Novak is back in rehab because he started shooting heroine again and Bam talked about how Novak jacked Bam's pills once and left too many replacement pills. Bam said he gets bummed out when Novak lies about drugs and that he just wants his friends to tell the truth and not lie to him. Bam talked about bands trying to bust out cool moves on stage and falling down and then they talked about Carmen Electra falling on a runway on you-tube and how running it was. Bam said Dave Navarro is the gay Chad Ginsburg, discussed how he gets tattoos just for memories, and then they talked about how most police are dudes who were picked on in high school. The guys talked about how Phil can't throw away food and will eat some fucked up food rather than throw it out. The guys talked about how sick a skater Nick is and Jesse said Bam is 27 which makes him 49 in skater. The guys goofed on Murray for not being able to hold his booze. Next the guys were talking about Hannah and how he is looking for a girl to fart with. Bam said he had to wipe Novak's ass after he broke both of his feet because he was so muffed up. Bam talked about why he got married on Groundhog Day, and next they said they were going to Howard 101 to kick it with Ferrall. • Trouble Andrew - Chase Money • Jimmy Pop - Come Gay Boy • HIM - Live rare Him track 3/19/07 Dico kicked off the show introducing people who weren't there. Dico then tried to get Bam to share a meatball hero with him but later we learned it was laced with cat food. Missy came into the studio and talked about what she did on St Pat's day which involved going to the titty bar. Bam got wasted and slammed his car into a parked car, then he went to Wawa and stole a sandwich, and then almost got into a fight with an autograph seeker. Missy made the point if she had been there none of this would have happened. Bam needed to get a ride home from 5 "yo" boys and then couldn't find his keys or his phone. Bam said he was sober for 10 days and all he got was some weak ass lip service from Missy telling him how good he was doing. Ryan Dunn borrowed Bam's car and then Perezhilton.com reported that Bam was in a car crash which was totally untrue. Bam said that expensive coffee and red wine are bullshit and most of it all tastes the same. The gang announced that Chad from CKY was going to be playing live with Ween soon. Bam talked about filming for Element in a bad neighborhood in Philadelphia, Missy got hit on by thugs while Bam was doing his thing, they offered to smoke her out and play dice with her. The guys talked about how Hanna is totally waiting to go crazy and on top of it he is a mailman so the gang decided it is only a matter of time until he goes postal. Bam talked to his friend Kim about how her 51 year old mother still parties hard. Bam called his father to talk about the electric bill and some recent problems Bam has been having. April came into the radio room and talked about how she was hanging out cleaning up the house. Bam talked about when he took the toilets out of Phil's house so he couldn't take dumps. April told some stories about Bam when he was a little kid and how he used to talk shit on people right in front of them. Bam ended the show by saying Pearl Jam's cover of the Who song "Love Reign O'Er Me" is great and Novak is officially in rebah again. • Lacrimus Profundere - Sara Lou • Brandon DiCamillo - Fast Eddy's Cash • Heavens - Patent Pending • Pearl Jam - Love Reign O'er Me 3/12/07 The show kicked off this week with an acoustic jam by Dico all about gay sex. Dico, Shitgoose, and Chad from CKY came to you this week with the news that Novak is back on the smack. According to Novak he is starting rehab tomorrow but now Bam doesn't know if the book is coming out now or not. Bam said he thought the reason he started using again is because he broke both his feet and got a bunch of pain pills. Bam said he had a scare the other morning because he drank too much and had to go to the hospital. Since that experience he has been off the drink for the last 7 days. Bam said he finally opened up all his wedding presents and he got gargoyles for each of the seven deadly sins. Bam said he hated the movie Babel because it was four depressing movies crammed into one. Bam said Brad Pitt couldn't have spent more than a week filming for that flick and he was pissed he was nominated for awards because of it. Next Bam talked about another movie he hated called Hard Candy and all the reasons it sucked. Bam goofed on Ryan G for forgetting his girlfriend's name in a story, Bam told a story about some trespassers who were lurking in the woods at midnight, and Dico asked if Bam would rather have lesbo break in or homo's who cooked him food in the morning. Dico made Bam smells his armpits, Natalie tried to talk on the show about giving her eggs away, and then she talked about one of her friends has a rotten smell downstairs. Bam said it's hard to tell a girl she stinks down there. Bam busted out his guitar for Dico to do some live jamming to, he talked about how easy Nirvana songs were, and then said he felt like he was in shambles and he has to start drinking again. Bam hated on the MTV formula for reality shows, the gang had a horrible jam session where everybody tried to be the guitar player, and Bam talked about possibly opening a bar, the new Haggard director's cut DVD, and his new movie in the works called "Kiss A Good Man's Ass". • Billy Talent - Fallen Leaves • Bloc Party - Hunting For Witches • 69 Eyes - Perfect Skin • The Sounds - Ego • Plasmatics - Lunacy 3/05/07 Bam just back from Berlin came to you with the guys in CKY, Missy and her sister Livewire, Natalie, and Jesse's Father in law Conjar. First we heard a hot lesbian story about one of Natalie's friends who got molested by a stripper during her lap dance, Bam talked about going to dinner with Winnie Copper from The Wonder Years, and Chad from CKY was this week's special guest engineer and playing all sorts of funny and crazy sound effects. Next Bam quizzed Novak about his recent drug use which included doing cocaine recently with Papa Roach, Bam said he and Ryan Dunn hung out to other night with Chad from CKY and stole Chad's camera and left him, and then Bam revealed the best part about being married is he can play with Missy's ass anytime he wants to. Bam said he only got to bang Missy in the butt 3 times since he has been with her and thinks it should be more, Novak talked about his shady past and how he does lots of cocaine and hangs with strippers, and then Bam talked about how Novak can't fight for shit but can take a hardcore ass beating. Bam told a story about Brianna waxing Missy's puss and having a problem with the wax drying on her lips, and then Bam said Missy has a 70's bush right now which he is unhappy about. Bam said he is a the bad sheep in the Margera family, Jesse Margera's father in law talked about how much he likes Jesse as a person, and then Bam tried to get Jesse to talk about fucking Conjar's daughter in front of him. Bam said he had to jerk off in the bathroom in Berlin because Missy was too tired to hump and the one time on the trip they did hump they got caught by the MTV crew. Bam left to take a shit and the guys from CKY ended the show by talking about how bad Paris Hilton's shit must stink and played some GG Allin. 2/26/07 Tonight Bam came to you from the singer of The Bloodhound Gang's home studio with his brother Jesse Margera and Jimmy Pop. The guys decided they couldn't drive anymore and decided to swing by Jimmy's pad and do some Radio Bam. Bam and Jesse talked about how their father Phil used to fuck with them hardcore with ghost stories when they were little which lead Jesse to reveal that Bam is still scared of the dark. Bam said he is so used to be surrounded by people that when he is alone he doesn't know what to do. Jesse said the best part of Bam's house is the random wasted people that just show up, Bam said the difference between his house and his brother's is night and day, Jesse has two newborn kids and Bam's house has a recording studio and is fucking hell. The guys argued over who had to cooler studio Jimmy Pop or Bam (Jimmy won), then Jimmy Pop talked about what a jerk off Iggy Pop was to tour with, and Bam said CKY did the same thing with All American Rejects. Bam said Chad from CKY changed his ways because he purchased a house and is a much nicer guy now, Bam said he figured out drinking and its all beer all the time, no whiskey and then he is fine, and then Bam talked about how he is able to apologize if he does fucked up shit when he is drunk. Bam said Darren Miller from CKY will never apologize for anything he does drunk or sober which is why he is hard to get along with. Jimmy Pop said they are doing singles right now because of the I-Tunes world and Jesse agreed when he said the album format is going away. Bam said he loves HIM's demos much more than the produced stuff, and then he called out Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton for making shit ass pro-tools records and being untalented bitches who are just pretty. Bam said all the reality MTV shows have a formula and they are all the same, Jimmy Pop talked about how he finds all the bands he finds, and Bam revealed his only alone time is spent on airplanes sipping on red wine (a.k.a. - creative juice) and writing show ideas. Bam talked about how life is too short to be doing skate tricks all day long, he admitted he was scared to break up with his ex but once the Jessica Simpson tabloid story hit it gave him the juice he needed to officially break it up, and then Jimmy Pop interviewed Bam about when we can expect "Dream Seller" the movie. Bam said they did a Bam cartoon which has killer animation and is being worked on my Dico, Bam hated on MTV for making him wear a seatbelt in his new reality show, and then he told some Viva La Bam horror stories. Jesse said the new CKY record will be on Roadrunner Records and he is doing drums tonight for it. Bam said his honeymoon was spent skating the entire time getting skate photos and that he is due for a hardcore bender. The guys did their impression of Mark The Bagger, they talked about their favorite Jerky Boy Calls, Bam explained why his radio show is so important to him, and they  talked about all the great prank calls Dico has made over the years. All this plus some cool Bloodhound Gang remixes and a track from a new band Jimmy Pop signed called Helltrain on this week's Radio Bam with professional Jackass Bam Margera. • The Bloodhound Gang - Hook Me Up With The Shit That Killed Elvis • Helltrain - Route 666 • The Bloodhound Gang - Damaged Goods • Hello Goodbye - All Of Your Love (Re-mix) 2/19/07 Radio Bam was back in full force as Missy & Bam were back in Westchester after their honeymoon in Dubai. Much of tonight was spent with Bam giving some of the highlights... which included: -Bam spending $2,000 on dinner one night and then he and Missy eating McDonald's the next. -Missy having her nether regions searched for drugs by Arab Emirate authorities. -Bam & Missy engaging in x-rated activities in their top-floor hotel room and having guys with binoculars on the roof of the building next to them cheering them on. Aside from all of that, Novak was back in the house as well, being his usual lovable self.  Upon claiming that he was "clean" these days, Bam exclaimed that Novak will be doing drugs and drinking for the rest of his life.  Later, Bam told a story about making a bet that Novak couldn't go without talking on the phone with his ex-girlfriend - and low and behold, Novak lost; picking up the phone when she called while he was in a meeting with Bam and a billionaire film producer.  His punishment for losing the bet? Being punched hard in the face by Bam -- which led Novak to start crying.  Which then led to Bam crying upon realizing he was a bad friend. ...But its tears under the bridge as the boys have clearly made up since and are back to their usual tirades and loving abuse of one another on Radio Bam!! • Melody Club - Baby • Lacrimus Profundere - Again, It’s Over • Tiger Army 2/12/07 This week Bam and Missy came to you from Dubai on their honeymoon and did their show at 4am their time so you wouldn't have to suffer through a re-run. Missy was all pumped up about her big spa adventure she has scheduled for tomorrow. She told Bam she was going to be wrapped in mud and have honey spread all over her face. Bam thought honey on the face will lead to zits and was more excited about going out skating. Bam said Dubai is the richest city he has ever scene and the city is being worked on 24/7, even at 4am their time there were people out working on new buildings. Bam and Missy talked about how they got strip searched at the airport and both had to have their asses looked up to make sure they weren't smuggling drugs. Both of them were traveling with prescriptions and they had their pills messed with. Missy got into a blow by blow of how she got strip searched in the airport, she was forced to be completely naked while the lady searched her panties and bra for drugs, Bam said the dudes where inspecting his dick and taking his shoes apart looking for drugs. Missy didn't understand why she had to be anally probed for just being a nice young couple in on their honeymoon. Bam then announced he was pissed at Shitbirds who burned down Bam's alter for his wedding. Bam was so pissed he kicked Uncle Shitbirds out of the house for that move. Bam said he doesn't get myspace.com and doesn't have an account even though there are 200 people pretending to be him online. The way Bam sees it is why have fake friends, when you can have real friends and hang out in person with them. Missy yelled at Bam for saying the word retarded and since she has a disabled sister she said that was thoughtless and mean. Bam accused people in the middle east of wiping their asses with their hands and being dirty. The happy couple talked about how they bumped into the Coldplay drummer on their flight to Dubai, Bam talked about having to sit next to some English douche bags at dinner, and Bam played some of his favorite music. That concluded a very special honeymoon show on Radio Bam with the newlyweds Bam and Missy Margera. • Mando Diao - Down in the Pot • CKY - Don't Hold Your Breathe • Panjabi MC - Beware of the Boys • Evanescence - Lithium • Babyshambles - Sticks and Stones • HIM - Join Me In Death • The Clash - Spanish Bombs 2/05/07 The guys opened the show and congratulated Bam on his recent wedding. Bam talked about his new skate ramp in the back yard and talked about how Tony Hawk has already done some sick tricks on it. Turns out that Nudie Novak broke both his feet and had to be in the wedding in a wheelchair. There is a plus side to breaking both your feet if you are Novak and that is free drugs. Novak was on pain pills and Johnny Walker Red for the wedding and officially feeling no pain. Bam said he's been drunk since the wedding because he's been doing the hair of the dog every single morning. Dico reported he took a huge dump in Bam's bathroom before the wedding and Bam got mobbed by people asking for photographs all night. Dico told one of the bathroom dudes that Joan Jett was at the wedding even though she wasn't, Bam talked about making out with the lead singer from the Sounds back in the day and getting caught by his ex-girlfriend, and the gang talked about Bam's wedding vows. Bam said Kat from Miami Ink's hubby took too much LSD back in the day and now he only wears red shoes, Jesse Margera showed up with Fireball Jim and the gang thanked Fireball Jim being the minister at the wedding, and Bam talked about kicking it with Iggy Pop. Bam said his brother is in a new band with Fireball Jim and Neil Fallon from Clutch and he then discussed spending over 1 millions dollars in lawsuit fees in the last year. Everyone agreed that Mike Watt playing with the Stooges was sweet, Bam said every time he goes to Jake's bar he blacks out, and Dico got mad at an unidentified guest at the wedding who hit on his girlfriend. The guys talked about why Fireball Jim is friends with The Foo Fighters and Elijah Wood, why Elijah Wood and Jared Leto hate each other, and Bam hated on The Dave Matthew's Band just because it's his show and he can. • McRad - Public Domain • Fireball Ministry - Daughter of the Damned • The Sounds - Ego • The 69 Eyes - The Lost Boys 1/29/07 Bam and his wife-to-be, Missy swung into the NYC Sirius studios fresh off-a doing a TRL appearance to promote Bam & Missy's new MTV reality show "Bam's Unholy Union."   They talked about how they'd done 20 or so interviews just before they got up here, and every single f'ing intereviewer asked the same f'ing questions.  They were so sick of them they could barely bring themselves to repeat 'em on the air.  Bam then talked about how Iggy Pop's playing their wedding and how he'll probably scare the shit out of anyone over 50, and therefore he thought he might have to slip all of the grandparents roofies just so they don't freak out.  They got into talking about Vegas and how both of Bam's uncles - Vito & Shitbird - both got so hammered that they both ended up passing out and shitting themselves. Later, Bam told a story about he found a bike on his property, which strictly goes against his no-bike-near-the-half-pipes rule, so he threw it in the fire.  But then realizing that tires burn forever once they set on fire, he had to ride the bike down a hill while it was on fire just to put it out. He & Missy then talked about leaving the country for their honeymoon, even though Bam really just wants to wait so he can stay home and skate on the new ramp being built at his house...  And finally, Bam hated on people who hate on him for saying that he needs to be doing something more productive than doing his "stupid" shows.  Bam tells it like it is, saying that he's entertaining people, and that in itself is productive - so F all you squares who think he should be off saving the world - because if he was, there'd be no Radio Bam!! • Mary Slim (Finnish metal band) • Iggy Pop - Wrong Feels Right • The 69 Eyes - Perfect Skin • Lacrimus Profound - Again, it's Over • Cradle of Filth - random song and then "Byronic Man" 1/22/07 Live from Vegas - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, that is of coarse unless you are in Vegas having a kickass bachelor party and broadcasting it on Sirius Radio! This week Bam kicked off the show by announcing it was the wrong date, but hey he was drinking and it was his bachelor party. Bam was hanging with Steve O, Novak, and Joe Franz to kick off the show. Bam complained that Novak had topless chicks in the hot tub last night and he was tempted to do bad things but was able to just chill and admire their titties from across the room. The guys started talking about Bam's new MTV show, his signed pre-nup, and Novak's girlfriend's sexual history with professional athletes. After a short technical problem, Bam decided he wanted Novak to call his girlfriend and find out why she is humping one of the Baltimore Oreals behind his back. Bam talked about why Don Vito is not allowed on MTV anymore and all his lawsuits that have cost him a million dollars this last year. The guys got Novak's girlfriend on the phone to question her about why she banged a professional baseball player, Steve O goofed on Novak trying to be famous, and Bam talked about being too tired to party in Vegas last night. Steve O said he wound up getting into the hotel for free because Bam's MTV show paid for it and it is always a bad idea for Steve O to have a room he doesn't have to pay for because it usually ends up trashed. The guys kept talking with Novak's girlfriend about how Novak has been clean, Novak quizzed his girlfriend about who else she has humped, and it turned out to be one of the players from the NFL team The Baltimore Ravens. All of a sudden Missy called in to talk to the gang, she said she was in Palms Springs drinking with her girls, and then she threatened everyone not to be scumbags. Missy said Bam's not a scumbag but all his friends are and warned Novak to behave himself in Vegas. Steve O talked about how Bam is getting married instead of going to rehab because he thinks Missy will slow down his lifestyle. Steve O then went on to predict the world would fall in love with Missy from watching their new show and Bam would wind up coming off like a more crazy Danny Bonaduce. Steve O decided he has had enough of Novak, then talked about the first time he ever met Don Vito was today, and the gang said Don Vito tested positive 4 times for cocaine and is having lots of problems with the law. Steve O predicted Bam's marriage would not last, but then Bam bet $37 dollars that his marriage would last 5 to 7 years. Next Steve O goofed on Bam ex-girlfriend, talked about his new stand up comedian career, and goofed on Bam for being dumb enough to invite a camera crew to his wedding in Vegas. After that Steve O hated on some of the local strip clubs in Vegas for making him wear a shirt, Bam busted Steve O's balls about some of his ex-girlfriends, and the gang learned that Usher was in town as was Jenna Jameson and both parties wanted to get down with the crew. Steve O apologized for the drunken radio and Bam signed off with a band that will be playing at his wedding called The Sounds. • Billy Idol - White Wedding • Iggy Pop - Blood on your Cool • The Sounds - Hit Me • Iggy Pop - Little Know it All • The Sounds - Queen of Apology 1/15/07 - Bam kicked off his show with all his groomsmen except Ryan Dunn who was somewhere else sporting his ZZ Top beard. Bam along with Dico, Shitbirds, Hanna, Chad, Rake, his broth Jesse Margera, and Chad from CKY talked about the upcoming bachelor party. Bam's father Phil came into the room and hung for a while, Bam talked about a two day drinking bender he just finished, and how he wouldn't swim in shitty water in Amsterdam because there was literally shit floating in the water. Bam lost some money over the weekend betting on football, Joe Franz talked shit about how all Philadelphia's sports teams eventually choke, and Bam talked about some new songs he heard from The 69 Eyes. Jesse and Chad from CKY talked about new CKY material and why girls don't get death metal. Jesse talked about how he doesn't smoke weed because he doesn't get the appeal, Joe Franz hated on stoners for a bit, and Bam said all his favorite bands are on tons of drugs all the time. Chad joked that the last CKY record was written drug free, Jesse hated on the last Metallica record, and Bam said he gets his best Jackass ideas while drinking red wine. Bam ended the show by announcing Iggy Pop was playing his wedding with his original band The Stooges and Vains of Jenna would be at his bachelor party. • Venomis - Perimeter • CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings (live from Europe) • Vains of Jenna - Don't Give a Damn • Iggy Pop - Search and Destroy 1/08/07 - This week Bam came to you from his Westchester PA studio with the usual cast of characters; Shitbirds, Dico, Joe Franz, Shit Goose, Rake, and Novak. Since Novak wanted to be best man for the Bam's wedding, Bam was telling everyone all the messed up stunts he had Novak do to try earn being best man. Even though Bam said there is no way he can be the official best man because his brother Jess from CKY is going to be his best man he was still making Novak jump through hoops for the spot. Novak came in dressed up like a Raccoon with black eyes because Bam punched him in the face multiple times. Bam was unhappy with the black eyes so he wanted to punch Novak in the eye again to get it blacker. Bam talked about how he kicked in Shitbirds door and raided his room and found all sorts of ultra cheap vodka bottles. Shitbirds talked about how he fucked up his girlfriend's parent's house by knocking pictures off the wall and breaking a vacuum. Bam talked about how he has to listen to Shitbirds bang out his AA girlfriend on a regular basis because his room is on top of his in the house, Jesse Margera showed up and got into an argument about who should be best man, and Ryan G and Shitgoose got into a hardcore fist fight after Franz bad mouthed him. The guys came back and discussed the fight that just broke out and then Bam decided he had to finish the black eyes he was giving Novak. After getting knocked in the face again Novak picked a 50 Cent song to play for taking the pain, Jesse said he met 50 Cent in the studio while working on the last CKY record and almost ran over P-Ditty once while driving in Manhattan. Bam said the other day there was a big ass party at his pad and instead of it being a sausage party it was a full on beaver fest. The guys were trying to guess which girls were trying to hold in ass gas, Missy came in to talk about her friend Heather who is getting a divorce, and the story got funny because it turned out the dude was hitting up gay websites and sending pixs of himself around to dudes. Joe Franz announced he would never get married because there is too much opportunity to get pussy and dick, Novak questioned why Franz lost faith in human relationships, and Joe explained why black hookers are better than white hookers. Bam said they just shot a music video with Viking Skull. Jesse explained why the singer of Viking Skull has to drink an entire bottle of whiskey before he sings, Dico sang Bam a song as a character who loves Bam, and then Missy and Novak got into a fight over who should be the best man. The guys talked about how gay dude's get to do crazy shit to girls at photo shoots, Franz talked about some dude who tried to hit on Juliet Lewis for him at a video shoot, and the guys talked about Saddam Hussein getting hung. All this plus music picked by pro-skater and professional jackass Bam Margera. • Babyshambles - Put the Pipe Down • 50 Cent - Baltimore Love Song • Viking Skull - Tails You Lose, Head's Your Dead • CKY - Sarah's Mask 1/01/07 - Tonight's show started with Bam and Novak talking about getting wasted on New Years Eve and shutting the bar down. Bam was so drunk he tried to hump Missy against her will and was denied access. Russell, Novak's old heroin buddy joined them tonight and told a story about his crazy ex-girlfriend who "made him" make her pregnant during sex. Bam said that he had a crazy ex-girlfriend who tried to convince Bam that she was pregnant so that he wouldn't break up with her. Later, Novak commented on Bam's insanely low drinking tolerance and Missy agreed that every time Bam drinks, it's almost like it's his first time. Bam then talked about recently catching 2 fans trying to steal the H.I.M. emblem off his Mercedes Benz in a mall parking lot, and having one of the fans pull a knife on him. They wrapped things up by saying that anyone who tries to sneak onto his property, he'll have no problem shooting with his b.b. gun. Fan be warned, old Bam Bam is armed and dangerous. • Turbonegro - Final Warning • Hardcore Superstar • Ween "Gabrielle" • The Thieves 12/18/06 - The show opened with a retarded plug by Dico for Bam's movie Haggard. The guys dressed Rake up in Missy's wedding dress and paint balled him in it and missy got super pissed, however it turned out to be a joke being played by Missy. Dico revealed he loves the way Rake looks in a dress, Rake said crack cocaine was worse for you than meth, and Bam named 10 black guys he knows. Bam announced he doesn't believe in the concept of light traveling, Joe Franz said he and Bam are working on the new Cradle of Filth video, and Bam complained about MTV's filming schedule. Dico sang a song all about how Joe Franz is one of Bam's oldest friends, Uncle Matt gives driving directions according to beer distributors and bars along the way, and Bam's mother had something to do with robbing a beer truck back in the day. April called in and Bam told her she was going to jail for a long time for driving a get away car back in the day that had stolen beers in it. Shitbirds smoked weed while his sister April was on the phone, Bam trashed K-Fed again, and Buddy Bill came on the show and talked some shit about stealing an Arab guy's turban. Matt sang a song for his sister about smoking weed and jacking off, Bam talked to a girl named Natalie about a recent lesbian experience, and Natalie ruined the story by telling everyone there were dudes there jerking off while she was getting touchy feely with her girlfriend. 12/11/06 - Tonight Bam's show kicked off with technical difficulty. Bam announced he was drunk and saw a panda cow which inspired him to shave Novak's hair into a crazy do. Missy's sister showed off her bruised hip from falling off a skateboard and Bam announced K-Fed's musical career is officially over and goofed on how bad his rapping was. The guys played some of K-Fed's music and analyzed the lyrics, Bam announced he was happy the Gnar-kill cd that was not even in stores has sold more copies than K Fed. Next the guys talked about how he derailed Britney Spear's career and how now she has to show her fat beaver everywhere to get it back. Bam talked about how he shipped his Lamborghini to Colorado and then he talked about buying diamonds for the ladies in his life; in other words his fiancé and his mother. Bam talked about Darren from CKY's new death metal band called World Under Blood and played a song from it, The Brandy Wine Eel hated on death metal musicians for being anal retentive dickheads and Bam talked about driving from Michigan to Ohio and getting stuck in a blizzard. Bam talked about doing some skating within a McDonalds and telling this dude off who tried to yell at him. Dico did some homo thug talk, Bam said all the people who purchased the Kevin Federline cd were bi-curious, and then Bam decided to let some news slip and he announced he was going to paint Lance Bass on his driveway saying he's gay. Bam said he bumped into K-fed and Britney once and K-Fed said his people wanted to get in touch with Bam's people, Bam said lots of people goof on Good Charlotte too but they are actually cool guys and K-Fed isn't cool at all. Bam said he drank half a bottle of hard liquor and 5 beers and coffee, which explained why his show was all over the place. Bam said he was chilling out with Anthony from the cigar shop and now his wife is mad at him, leading Bam to conclude the easiest way to avoid woman problem was to just tell the truth and then admitted he was jacking it to some transsexual porno. Bam said he loves to get loaded with Novak and then talk some shit because Novak is a professional liar. Bam talked about fighting with the MTV guys over wearing a seatbelt on camera and he said the new show is coming out great. 12/4/06 - Bam and the crew kicked off the show with an argument about the professional football team The Philadelphia Eagles. Dico is a huge fan of the team while Bam, Novak, and Franz talked shit on them and how they mess up traffic in the city every weekend. The guys decided Franz was too wound up and recommended he start smoking weed again. Bam said Franz is too bitter about life and he doesn't even like weed but he still recommended Joe get on it immediately. We heard more about Novak's trash talking ways with women, Bam talked about how he wound up with hardcore transsexual porno, and Novak revealed he would have no problems letting a transsexual give him oral services. The guys broke down the differences between transsexuals and transvestites. Joe Franz revealed he is 36 years old and Bam was freaked out that he was so much older than him. Joe Franz claimed he could get the tip of his penis in his mouth. A hermaphrodite called in and talked about how he had his vagina sealed up when he was a baby, the erection problems he has, and issues he had with his parents for doing this to him and not learning about it until he was going through puberty. Dico did his Rake impression and talked about how gay he was and all the gay activities he has done. Chad from CKY came into the studio, Franz revealed he was almost beat up by Chad at Bam's engagement party, and Chad said was here to smoke Franz out. The guys tried to convince Franz to fall off the wagon and smoke weed. Novak talked about how he goes to drug meetings and continues to do drugs. Bam talked about how Franz used to take "nature walks" aka "weed walks" while filming the movie Haggard. Chad from CKY talked about his pill prescriptions and how he gets all his pills. Bam discussed the pills he takes and how he is scared to ask for more from his doctor because he doesn't want to be hell on earth. Novak talked about why he doesn't smoke weed, told his Thanksgiving adventure that included a blackout where he woke up 14 miles away in a random limo after he had been beaten up. We heard about Buddy Bill's recent boxing match where he got robbed by the referee, Dico talked about going to the mall on Black Friday to goof on people looking for shopping deals, and Bam talked about running into some gay dudes who were thugs doing some underwear shopping in the city. The guys talked about Michael Richard's meltdown and played some kickass rock and roll to help you get through your Monday. • The Beatsteaks - no track name • Random Band "I Fucked Your Wife" • CKY "Attached at the hip • Gwar - Track #6 11/27/06 - This week's show opened up with Shitgoose revealing he downloaded pictures of Missy's private parts off of one of Bam's cameras. Bam goofed that Shitgoose can never get himself laid even though he has a steady girlfriend and Missy said those pussy pixs in the wrong hands could be dangerous. Dico came into the room with camera audio of him taking a horrible crap and the guys checked out pixs of what was supposed to be Britney Spears shaved beaver as she was getting out of a car. Bam was annoyed at Kevin Federline for trying to take off with Britney's cash and then the gang totally goofed on how bad K-Fed's album did. Bam said he liked Britney back in the day when she was hot, but he feels like she gave it all away and now he couldn't even get a half hard on to her busted ass. Next the crew decided to have a hairy ass contest but then argued about the rules for 5 minutes. Bam tried to take a pix of Missy's butt hole but she wouldn't do it. Next Bam told a funny story about getting into it with some 45 year old bitch at a new club in West Chester. He had to defend his relationship with Missy and answer questions about why he was getting married. The conversation ended with Bam pouring a glass of red wine all over her head as she tried to leave. Turns out the woman was married to a dude who sells insurance and because she insulted Bam the owner didn't buy his insurance, then Missy said her husband has been cheating on her for years with a friend of hers, and everyone laughed at her for being the town drunk. Dico talked about why he loves having the shits, Bam talked about Ryan G having some hardcore breath that was knocking everyone out, and then the guys said his breath is nothing compared to the smell of his sweaty balls. Dico said he is going to build Bam a dog house so he could get thrown in the dog house when Missy gets mad at him. Bam learned what the phrase "Jewish Lightening" stood for, Missy talked about her new Ugg boots, we learned her original pair of Uggs were thrown in the fire by Bam, he was mad they weren't the proper color. Bam said he was bullemic and they have bad ass sex when he is skinny and that lead the guys to challenge each other to a fuck off. Dico asked the girls some sick sex questions, the decided the rules to the Fuck Off Competition and decided how you win a contest like that. Next the guys decided to have a belly off and Missy said Bam's body was super hot. The guy decided to wrap up the show and Bam decided he would love his show if it lasted an hour and a half because an hour is just too short a time to be on the radio. • Lacuna Coil "Heaven's Alive" • Viking Skull "Rape, Pillage, and Burn" • HIM "Right Here in My Arms (live) • Plasma Mullet "Plasma Mullet • Baby Shambles "Fuck Forever (the demo) 11/20/06 - Tonight's show was a disaster because Shitbirds thought Casey was doing the show and KC thought Shitbirds was doing the show. Bam went out to look at a wedding location in Philadelphia and Missy wound up dropping the car keys down a drain pipe. Bam yelled at his mother for inviting too many of her friends to his wedding, then Bam yelled at Missy for her mom inviting too many people because it leads to Bam getting distracted by strangers all night long. Dico got pissed off at Bam's engagement party for not getting his speech right, he wound up smashing a chair and leaving. Dico asked some ridiculous would you rather get shit on or have someone shit into your ass questions that everybody had fun answering, Rake got goofed on for his silly voice and expressions, and we learned Rake has to sneak out of his official job to come out and film with the guys. Joe Franz announced that all of Ryan Dunn's fans are mad at him for goofing on Ryan's girlfriend on the new Viva La Bam DVD's, then Franz read some hate mail he got. Rake got left out of the hate mail and was wondering why, Bam broke down why everyone loves Dico, and the guys discussed the difference between a good titty bar and a bad titty bar. The guys goofed on Ryan G for posting some super secret footage on You-Tube that Bam was saving, then they made fun of the local news and all the pranks they've played on them, and Bam got all goth at the end of the show and played some new goth band and some 69 Eyes. • The Thieves "Vacant Thoughts" • Poison Black "Nail" • unknown artist track #12 • The 69 Eyes "Nail" 11/13/06 - Tonight the show kicked off with a battle between Bam and his mother. Bam's mom called Missy to tell her that he is a pussy, April said the only reason Bam calls her is to bitch her out over anything and everything, and the guys talked about when Phil resorts to violence which is usually when April has been dissed by one of the crew. The band Viking Skull was in studio, Bam complained that April needs to get him a label maker so he can find shit in his own house, and Joe Franz talked about the Viking Skull video they were getting ready to shoot. Viking Skull claimed Bam signed them because they have massive cocks but Bam said it was because all they sing about is rock and roll and drink hardcore whiskey. April left the show because she was pissed at Bam, Joe Franz said Bam got him a porno featuring hardcore fisting, and then the gang goofed on Ryan G's smoking and eating habits. Bam said he officially changed his name to Bam, so now his credit cards and license says Bam Margera instead of Brandon Margera on them. Bam's brother talked about how his wife is pregnant again, Bam said by looking at the ultrasound he could tell it was going to be a lesbo, and April came back in the studio but only to talk about her new cookbook. April Margera's new cookbook is called "There is an Alligator in My Kitchen" and it features all sorts of meals she has been feeding the CKY gang for years. Ryan G took over the controls and Bam bet he couldn't run a song with out fucking up. The guys got made at Sirius because Ryan G was running the show but then they totally trashed everyone over at XM. Missy's little sister came on the air and talked about how she thinks she has lime disease, Bam said the one of the dudes in Viking Skull humped the female member of Gwar, but he doesn't remember if her or not because he was so wasted. Bam said he was going to French kiss Missy's little sister and her mother on his new MTV show because it would make the ratings go up. Bam made Joe Franz do 20 push ups on the air and the gang wrapped up the show featuring music from Viking Skull, Gwar, and Fireball Ministry. 11/6/06 - Back from England and ready for some more crazy radio; Bam was joined by Rake, Dico, and Novak for another episode of Radio Bam live from West Chester PA. Novak talked about how he recently bonded with Dico on a long car ride, a story Dico denied. We heard about all the items the guys have dropped in the toilet and tried to retrieve including sun glasses, a pager, and  a cell phone. Novak admitted to washing his face in the toilet at age 7, so I guess we can add Novak's face to that list. The guys discussed Steve O doing the drug special K in England, Bam trashing some dude's car and almost getting arrested, and how a drunken Bam pissed on people in a packed club while walking through the crowd on Halloween. Novak talked about the best way to steal from Wawa, Bam discussed how he let Novak wipe his ass the other day and how violated he felt, and then the guys demonstrated the bit on Novak. However once the ass was wiped the shitty paper was forced into Shitbird's mouth. The guys discussed hot girls farting, what you can and can't shoot up with, and Bam and Novak talked about using all the items taken away from plane passengers to freshen up at the airport. All this plus more profanity and debauchery on this week's Radio Bam with professional Jackass Bam Margera. • Dope Stars Inc • Cradle of Filth "Ground Zero" • Nick Olivery "Lie Detector" • Within Temptation 10/30/06 - Bam, Novak, and Demetri from Jackass came to you from a hotel in London via phone this week. Bam was on a mission to find this dude who fucked up his car so once they tracked the dude down and trashed his car. We found out Bam got his ass wiped by another man and claimed the experience was very violating. The guys started breaking glasses in the hotel room, Bam complained about getting screwed over by the airlines, and they explained that even though it was 7pm in New York it was 2am there and they were getting loaded. Novak talked about how he just got his passport and this is his first trip out of the country ever. The guys then said Mark Hannah was sent back to Philadelphia because he failed to lie about why he was in the country. The guys revealed Steve O was on Special K and had locked himself in his hotel room and wouldn't come out. Demetri said the only braincells that die from drugs are the weak ones so if you do tons of drugs then you are stronger mentally, by this logic he concluded Steve O is a freaking genius. The guys compaired Novak's definition of cheating vs Steve O's definition, Bam seemed mad at Paramount for not setting him up with a mini bar, or sending him business class, and was pissed the movie made 72 million dollars and he is in England here to promote the film to make them more money. Missy called in to chat with Bam but there were serious problems with the phones so he played a song by Nick Oliveri while they figured out the problem. Next Bam talked about how Novak fucked with an old business man on the flight over and tried to steal some headphones out of the dude's bag. Bam talked about how the new My Chemical Romance isn't as good as the last record was. Bam talked about how Franz tries to choke girls in bed and has a serious meat bat to sex them up with. Bam was proud to announce he flew into England with no clothes and now that he doesn't have new clothes to change into. Novak talked about how he got all his warrents taken care of, how he had to go to a maximum security prison for a little bit, and how he shit on the wall because his stomach was all fucked up and his cell mate almost killed him. Bam said food and booze doesn't flow right with him, Novak said Bam has mental issues and terrible gas and should see a doctor immediately, and Bam picked out all the music we heard. • Babyshambles "Sticks and Stones" • Nick Oliveri "Lie Detector" • The Editors "Lights" • Vains of Jenna "Don't Give a Damn" • Cradle of Filth "Bi-ronic Man" 10/23/06 - Bam kicked off his show talking about how Oz left his shitty car in Bam's driveway for 3 months so the guys decided to tag it. First Bam sprayed the phrase "John Mark Car" on the automobile and that lead to Ryan G taking it upon himself to spray paint dicks all over his car and ruin the paintjob. The guys then listed off all the various shit Ryan G has trashed that was not his including one of Bam's expensive watches. We also found out G was nothing but a trust fund baby who always had toys and nice stuff. Ryan G admitted he is now banned from driving all cars that are owned by Bam. Dico's roommate Lord Battaro came in and the guys talked about his snoring problems, his black and blue ass, and how many cheese steaks he can put down in one sitting. The gang talked about horrible restaurants and terrible restaurant names, Joe Franz told a story about almost banging his high school fantasy girl but not being able to because she had a special needs child, and we also learned about a rather gay wrestling match that went down between Franz and another man in a gym locker room nude. Bam told a story about his first sky diving experience and how he had a gay instructor; he said he was falling 100 mph with a dick in his ass screaming. The guys took a phone call from a dude who was in prison, a chick who ratted out her gay middle school coach, and Bam talked about witnessing a first date where this dude and his girl were trying to jump rocks in a creek and slipped and fell in. Bam talked about hitting Ryan G with a golf ball, Joe Franz talked about getting choked out by Oz for trying to set him on fire, and Bam told a story about getting tailed hardcore by a meth head who was his ultimate fan and wanted autographs. The guys goofed on how chewed up Novak's ass is and how he showed it to some girls who work for Maxim, then they told funky shit stories about hardcore public bathrooms with shit on the ceiling, and Bam ended the show talking about a fat lady farting in Sizzler. • Nick Olivieri - Track 7 off the new album • Turbo AC's "Desperate" • Motorhead "Tragedy or Suicide" • Venomous "Hold Me" 10/16/06 - Bam started the show off tonight with a big old plug for the band he just signed called Vains of Jenna and how their record is now available at www.filthynote.com. The guys asked Bam why Ryan Dunn had his Lamborghini and Bam went into a story all about some dickhead stole his gas tank cap and how Ryan was trying to fix it for him. Bam said he found it funny that without Rake, Dico would not have a career because all his songs are about goofing on him. Joe Franz talked about how old senile senior citizens are racist as hell to their African American nurses and it is a serious problem for one of his friends who is a black nurse. Rake admitted his favorite GnarKill song is all about him getting banged out by guys and Bam said they are making 1000 copies of the "Best of Gnarkill" that will be sold online. Bam said the movie "Silent Hill" was the worst movie ever made, Dico said it was "Eye of the Beholder" and the Brandy Wine Eel talked about what he does for a living which doesn't include getting Bam drinks from the fridge. Bam explained that the Brandy Wine Eel lives in the Hobbit Hole aka Bam's studio, and he spends the rest of the time drinking, reading, and playing guitar. Bam talked about how he was golfing today with Ryan Dunn and Bam said he was hitting the ball like Happy Gilmore. Bam said when Dunn did a Happy Gilmore hit he whacked a house hardcore and then the guys totally got nailed by the golf resort after people heard them shouting "fucking boom" as they whacked the balls. Bam said if you've ever spent more than one hour at Dico's house he moves things around to fuck with you. We heard all these stories about how Dico loves to fuck with Rake's father by switching pictures around and planting pine cones in the backyard. The guys talked about Bubby Bill and all his various injuries. Buddy Bill got on the phone to talk about how he is going to be in an ultimate fighting match at a bar soon. The guys goofed on Ryan G for doing bad radio shout outs, Bam hated on some local Pennsylvania beer, and the guys discussed how many cars Ryan Dunn has totaled in his life. • Gnar Kill "Gay Fags" • Kill Hannah "Scream" • Harcore Superstar "Hello Goodbye" • Vains of Jenna "No One's Gonna Do It for You" • Helltrain "Helltrain" 10/09/06 - This week Bam, Novak, Seth, and Jukka from The Dudesons came out of the LA studios. The guys talked about crazy stunts The Dudesons have done and how Jukka broke his back falling off a ladder 2 times as a stunt. He said the worst part of breaking his back was that he couldn't feel his balls for over a week. Novak was proud to go announce he banged some huge 300 pound red head in Vegas. Novak said big girls give nice head and Jukka said he liked bigger girls because you can hold on to them while you hump them. We also learned the fat girl ate Novak's last slice of pizza after she polished off his tiny member. Next Novak showed off his muff up bunghole and bragged about how many girls have licked that area of his body. He added he was recently crapping blood in a jail shower and he showed off his ass on the Red Carpet at a recent Playboy party in Vegas. After hearing about Novak's tiny member the guys had a small cock contest that was won by a very teeny tiny Jukka. Bam goofed on the next gay tattoo Novak is planning and speculated that all his tattoos will soon have a gay theme to them. The guys revealed they recently partied in Luke Wilson's room out in Vegas and he had naked chicks in there bowling with him, they argued over what area of the world had the craziest sluts willing to bang everyone, and Novak kept us all entertained by constantly farting in the microphone. Bam told a great story about how all 6 of his cars were at different locations and how he had to ride a 4 wheeler with Missy on the back of it 40 miles to the airport. Once he got on the plane he said he stuck his thumb up Missy's ass for the entire flight and then banged her in the bathroom when they landed in Canada. Novak's mother called the show to tell her son to control his mouth and apologize for his behavior. She revealed her new boyfriend hates Novak because he always used to show up high on drugs and talking trash. Missy complained about Novak using her toothbrush and shitty while she was trying to do her makeup in the hotel bathroom. Next Novak talked about how he thought the current president of the United States was Bill Clinton and also didn't know that Baltimore was South of Philadelphia. Jukka plugged The Dudeson's website, check him out at http://www.thedudesons.com/main.site?action=siteupdate/view&id=2 and he talked about recently burning their house down and needing a new one. As always all the craziness was rounded out with some killer rock and roll picked by Bam Margera. • Baby Shambles "Fuck Forever" • The Melody Club "Swedish Showcase" • Cradle of Filth "From the Cradle to Enslave" • In Flames "The Quiet Place" 10/02/06 - The guys kicked off the show reminiscing about Novak banging out a 39 year-old bi-polar chick back in the day. He was so strung out on smack, he wound out bringing her home to Thanksgiving dinner. Bam talked about how bad Novak is at negotiating, and how Novak once set Bam up with a shady appearance that lead to Bam drinking beers in a cop car with a bunch of officers. The guys then moved on to talking about some messed up kid who tried to bust the Steve O double back flip and ended up eating shit. The crew yelled at Shitbirds for doing nothing all day but smoking weed and "waking up to fuck up." The guys also reported that Rich Vos (AKA The Brandy Wine Eel) has become an official hermit. All he does is sleep and read books - he doesn't work, he doesn't go anywhere, and nobody has even seen him in a week. Novak was proud to share the fact he would bang his own mother for $100 grand, and bang his cousin for free, because she is super hot. Bam reported that his price is $500 grand, and that furthermore he would fuck anyone for 500 thousand dollars. (Bam said he wouldn't even ask Franz, he would just shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and do him as he passed out.) The guys talked about how Jessica Simpson's father is mad that people keep saying Bam humped her, then Novak talked about wanting to take a fall at the mall so he can sue them for some quick cash. Then Novak made derogatory comments about some dude named Leatherface. Leatherface called in to try to defend himself and Novak talked mad shit on him. Next Ryan G tripped in the studio and knocked the show off the air. Bam came back and yelled at Ryan G for fucking up the show. Leatherface then came back on the air for some more fighting with Novak. He talked about his professional wrestling career and all the dudes he went up against, and how he's got a bigger dick than Novak. Novak then took shots at Jason Ellis and said Ellis and Leather Face should do a show together. Shitbirds tried to defend Leatherface, and Novak said the only reason he likes him is because fat people like fat people. Leatherface told a funny story about Novak being strung out in Texas and dicking Leatherface over on the way home. Next Franz jumped in on the trashing people tip and broke some dude named Lenny's balls. According to Franz, Lenny was some washed up drunk Franz hired for Viva La Bam who complained the entire time they were shooting. The guys said he used to threaten to leave and go back to Ruby Tuesday's to wash dishes. Franz said he eventually had to let him go and tell him Viva La Bam was cancelled. Then Franz said he bumped into an ex-girlfriend of the dude, and she said Lenny used to watch hardcore gay porno. That reminded Bam of seeing an old woman banging a young guy in a porno and how gross it was. Then Leatherface called back in for round two with Novak, and Novak went off on him hardcore. The guys baited Leatherface to try to tell a joke and be funny, only to cut Leatherface to pieces again. Novak claimed the reason Leatherface calls in is because he is too poor to get Sirius Radio, and when Bam tried to defend Leatherface, Novak got even more pissed. Bam asked Novak how much it would cost for him to bang Leatherface and Novak said only one dollar... because he would love to give Leatherface all his diseases. • Towers of London "Kill the Pop Scene" • Ramones "Radio Havana" • Shat "2 Cunts is better than 1, But 1 Cunt is better than none" • Norther "Track #1" • The Hives "The Class of '89" 9/25/06 - This week's show took place at the Roosevelt Hotel in LA right after the Jackass 2 World Premiere. Bam was joined by Will Pendarvis, his girl Missy, and his buddy Seth, aka "sweetheart", aka "monster cock". Bam talked about how many passes he got for the event and how quickly they went to all his people, Seth discussed growing up in nowhere Delaware and what kids do for fun around there- turns out the answer is lots of mushrooms, and Bam discussed why he is pro-weed but doesn't smoke it in his pers